PAUL's definitions

colead

A lead that connects two gameboys together.

-dude, want to play on the gamboys?
-sure, where the hell did i leave my colead

by Paul October 1, 2004

surfjunky

Internet company that says they will pay people $.45 an hour but never do. This site is a scam.

Paul: That guy just stole my wallet.
Sara: Sounds like you got surfjunkyed

by Paul May 13, 2005

toofah

an alternate spelling may be "tufa".

Ryan Truong wishes he was a tufa, but he's not.

by paul July 22, 2003

Schaum

Mullet; a haircut short on the sides, but long in the back

Half of the guys at the Poison concert had mullets.

by paul September 18, 2003

waf

Wife Acceptance Factor

A 133" wide TV has a low WAF.

by Paul July 2, 2004

mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

by Paul October 21, 2004

john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

by Paul February 2, 2005