PAT's definitions

motley

a term describing a guy who beats girls and is a violent...choice weapon is either rolled up newspapers or extremely small penises

"I'm not going to hit you back...I'm not a violent motley"

by Pat October 4, 2004

vaginal sperm face

Someone who ate a vagina that had recently been spermed in

"anthony aqualina has a vaginal sperm face after playing with his milf."

by pat November 27, 2004

sphagnum

moss that is found in wet, spongy ground.

person a: So what do you do for fun?
person b: I enjoy watching sphagnum grow.

by Pat November 12, 2004

scoofling

word used to describe a attractive looking woman who you would like to talk to

lets go the mall and find some scooflings (scoofs)

by Pat February 12, 2005

Drislane

One who drizzles in the lane

Drislane

by Pat August 19, 2003

Ferien

animal abuser

dont leave your dog with him, he's a ferien you know.

by Pat October 9, 2003

half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.

Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."

by Pat June 18, 2006