Lewiston

The only city in Maine that has as many empty stores as crackheads. Also the only city in Maine that no one wants and thinks we should give to Massachusetts. Mainers manage to trick out of staters to go here by saying Bates is a good college but all the students there just buy drugs with their parents money.
Massachusetts kid: Im going to visit my Aunt in Lewiston, whats it like there?
Maine kid: Bro its just druggies and empty store fronts
by pat October 27, 2014
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marriage

the unfortunate act of when a man owns a woman and takes over all of her shit, including her house, cars, money and independence.
I can't believe I let that asshole I married own me.
by Pat January 04, 2004
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chuckle fuck

a phrase used to describe someone who is being a complete asshole. The person won't stop being idiotic and deserves a good smack in the face.
"Dude, shut up, you're being such a chuckle fuck"
by Pat May 07, 2003
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noost

by Pat February 18, 2003
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Reyonce

A joke to get someone to say "what?", followed by the phrase "got him". This confuses the person very much especially if they do not know of Reyonce.
You: "You got Reyonce?"
Friend: "What?"
You: Got Him
by Pat June 20, 2006
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motley

a term describing a guy who beats girls and is a violent...choice weapon is either rolled up newspapers or extremely small penises
"I'm not going to hit you back...I'm not a violent motley"
by Pat October 04, 2004
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Hairy Babushca

A person who is extremely hairy in every part of the body
Maddie is hairy babushca
by pat June 30, 2003
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