road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.

Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.

by pat July 14, 2003

Hairy Babushca

A person who is extremely hairy in every part of the body

Maddie is hairy babushca

by pat July 01, 2003

puchach

n. the thing you tickle that makes a girl giggle

I grabbed your mom's puchach and she never laughed so hard.

by Pat October 05, 2004

noost

A sexual secretion from the penis

Dude, I just noosted all over your mom.

by Pat February 19, 2003

noost

The act of sexual intercourse

Dude, I want to noost your sister.

by Pat February 19, 2003

noost

When used as an adjective, add "-er"

A very, very attractive female

Hey, look at that nooster!

by Pat February 19, 2003

westonandjordan

dumbasses that don't like urbandictionary. weston has nuts and jizz sandwiches everyday.

weston: kiss me pat
pat: eww you emo get away
Jordan: i am emo too

by pat February 24, 2005