P. Lucho's definitions

Hot Karl

To excrete fecal matter into a sock and then to hit a person in the face with the sock filled with feces.

I pooped in my sock while in the Jeep, and jumped out and gave a Hot Karl to the homeless man.

by P. Lucho August 9, 2004

poonapple

An unusually coarsly-haired vagina, sometimes with the hair growing into the labial gap.

My dick kept getting scratched and chafed by her poonapple.

by P. Lucho July 19, 2004

chicken skin butter wrap

A food preferred by blacks. Chicken skin is saved and usually fried, where it is then wrapped around a stick of butter and consumed.

That fat nigger Tyrone ate six chicken skin butter wraps. What a tub o' black lard!

by P. Lucho August 9, 2004

Pants Rabbits

Crabs.

Any species of invertebrates which have four or more legs and infest the pubic areas of humans, and are passed through sexual contact.

Sometimes inhabit beards and scalps.

1. You best not bang that whore, lest you get some nasty pants rabbits.
2. "What the hell kind of bed you giving us, anyways. We don't want no pants rabbits." Steinbeck, Jon. Of Mice and Men.

by P. Lucho January 11, 2006

chunky soup

The act of trying to give someone a brown clown but instead having diarrhea, resulting in covering the receiver's head in liqueous feces.

I was trying to give Bob a brown clown, but all that came out was chunky soup.

by P. Lucho August 9, 2004

brown clown

To excrete feces onto another person's nose. Sometimes a strange fetish act. If the defecator has liqueous feces, the act is called chunky soup.

I popped a nugget right on Tammy's nose, it was quite an exquisite brown clown.

by P. Lucho August 9, 2004

phallacio

The act of oral sex.

That French man-whore Jean De Lorme gives some good phallacio I'll tell you what!

by P. Lucho August 11, 2004