1. When someone runs up on you with the intention of whipping ass and you side step then throw them down and beat the shit out of them.
2. The name given to when a chick tricks you into having sex with her on her period because like a bull you where tricked into trying to penetrate something red and undesirable.
2. The name given to when a chick tricks you into having sex with her on her period because like a bull you where tricked into trying to penetrate something red and undesirable.
1. Warren: I am going to get you mofo!
Me (after kicking some ass): You just got yourself the matador douche bag.
2. Nate: How was it?
Me: She gave me the matador treatment!
Nate: O, damn i hope you bought new sheets.
Me (after kicking some ass): You just got yourself the matador douche bag.
2. Nate: How was it?
Me: She gave me the matador treatment!
Nate: O, damn i hope you bought new sheets.
by P. Kaltenbach January 02, 2008
Get the the matadormug. A usually frighteningly ugly white woman who decides to have sexual relations with the first black man that comes around even be it a hobo. Aptly named since,
A. Usually not reconized as a synonym for jungle fever
B. She lives on the moon in a metaphorical way because that black man is just trying to get back for 150 years of slavery not start a family.
A. Usually not reconized as a synonym for jungle fever
B. She lives on the moon in a metaphorical way because that black man is just trying to get back for 150 years of slavery not start a family.
Mike: See that moon pig right there!
Me: Damn straight that dude is going to get her prego and leave. I'd hate to see that baby it's going to be ugly as shit.
Me: Damn straight that dude is going to get her prego and leave. I'd hate to see that baby it's going to be ugly as shit.
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
Get the Moon pigmug. A historical period of suppression of suspected royalists and Girondists by the left thinking revolutionists of the day. Some estimates of up to 40,000 people killed are speculated.
Frenchman 1: We need to get rid of the counter-revs!
Frenchman 2: Lets grab that little girl and behead her I think we won't have to surrender to her because she's French too!
Frenchman 1: Oui. Let us proceed with our Reign of Terror.
Frenchman 2: Lets grab that little girl and behead her I think we won't have to surrender to her because she's French too!
Frenchman 1: Oui. Let us proceed with our Reign of Terror.
by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008
Get the Reign of Terrormug. The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
Get the Smurf-Contra Affairmug. Wow, those crazy ass kids really had a hulk out. Going from relatively unknown high school kids to school shooting defintions.
by P. Kaltenbach January 09, 2008
Get the hulk outmug. Winner of the 1995 North American Fireworks prize for most impressive show of pyrotechnics in a public setting.
by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008
Get the timothy mcveighmug. by P. Kaltenbach April 06, 2008
Get the Skull and Bonesmug.