Colin Oscapy

one of the classic joke names you ask for over the phone while sitting in the bar: the bar bimbo calls out for Colin Oscapy and it sounds like colonoscopy

i pranked the village tavern last night with Colin Oscapy !

by ozzie69 June 09, 2005

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bashed crab

n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.
2. a crab that has been bashed

=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes

i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a bitch hey !

by ozzie69 June 09, 2005

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Red Tins

Colloquial term for the local beer (West End Draught) brewed in Adelaide South Australia. The equivalent to Red Can in Western Australia. Recently popularised in ShitAdelaide instagram
A merchandising site redtins is proselytising on the current social impetus.

I’m doing a beer can chicken in the Weber tonight, better get a 30 slab of Red Tins

by ozzie69 November 05, 2019

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Armpie

When you try to text Brosif to your best friend and T9word decides it doesn't want to. T9word instead thinks you mean "armpie."

Input text: What's up Brosif?
T9word reads: What's up Armpie?

You: Well I guess that's what I really meant to text...

by Ozzie69 September 15, 2010

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Investigate

1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.

2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.

Guy comment: Hey yo girl!

Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!

Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!

by Ozzie69 October 30, 2010

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