Ozzie69's definitions

centura

Australian car 1975 to 1979 chrysler, king of the road when fitted with the most powerful 6 cyl in the world (at the time a 265 hemi)

I loaded up sunbeam ave with plenty of feel good do-nuts and figure 8's

by ozzie69 June 10, 2005

hat full of assholes

unattractive, ugly, a site as bad as a hat full of assholes.

' that gronk you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of assholes '

by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

bashed crab

n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.
2. a crab that has been bashed

=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes

i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a bitch hey !

by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

Armpie

When you try to text Brosif to your best friend and T9word decides it doesn't want to. T9word instead thinks you mean "armpie."

Input text: What's up Brosif?
T9word reads: What's up Armpie?

You: Well I guess that's what I really meant to text...

by Ozzie69 September 15, 2010

Investigate

1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.

2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.

Guy comment: Hey yo girl!

Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!

Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!

by Ozzie69 October 30, 2010

Fuck ass.

extn.: Fuck-Assing : messing about, an activity etc. that is a waste of time, pointless

My Centura is still not ready, they're just fuck-assing around.

by ozzie69 June 10, 2005

smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

by ozzie69 June 10, 2005