Definitions by Oz

The Gooch 

Nickname of Bob Guccione, the founder of Spin and son of the owner of Penthouse

"In the spring of 1998 the Gooch, as he was known, had just pocketed $18 million from the sale of Spin and was in the process of setting up a men's magazine called Gear."
-How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by Toby Young

The Gooch by Oz December 14, 2003

kaneanite 

One bootylicious, sexified mutha canucka.

I fucked Torrie Wilson yesterday. She was no Kaneanite.

kaneanite by OZ November 20, 2003

ozzmosis 

The aura surrounding an individual during the state when drunkenness and drugs meet to form a potent new and psychotic manifestation of the Id.

Mike is running through the streets drunk, naked, and high screaming the Gospel after having gotten into 2 barfights. His friends detect his presence several blocks away through ozzmosis. They find him and encourage him to play beer pong with them.

ozzmosis by oz November 7, 2003

Orange 

An adjective referring to the qualities associated with the color worn by the Orangemen of Northern Ireland. These qualities include being a Unionist, a Protestant and a worthless Limey bastard.

It was fitting John wore an orange shirt on St.Patrick's Day because he was an orange unionist heathen bastard.

Orange by oz November 7, 2003

five fingered discount 

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

five fingered discount by oz November 7, 2003

fell off the back of a truck 

A reply generally given by bentnose boys to the law-abiding consumer to convince them goods are legit. Now often used sarcastically to refer to stolen goods.

Lula Mae: This TV is very affordable. It's not stolen is it?
Vinny the Mafioso: Nah, it fell off the back of a truck

fell off the back of a truck by oz November 7, 2003

silent alarm 

When a girl wakes her man with a blowjob.

My girlfriend is the best...she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.

silent alarm by Oz October 10, 2003