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ozzmosis 

The aura surrounding an individual during the state when drunkenness and drugs meet to form a potent new and psychotic manifestation of the Id.
Mike is running through the streets drunk, naked, and high screaming the Gospel after having gotten into 2 barfights. His friends detect his presence several blocks away through ozzmosis. They find him and encourage him to play beer pong with them.
ozzmosis by oz November 7, 2003
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Ozzmosis 

The title of an Ozzy Osbourne album made in 1995, an obvious pun of "osmosis". This came out a mere two or three years after Ozzy had his "absolute final tour" and announced he was going to retire. Many fans felt that Ozzmosis was his worst album, until the release of the next one, "Down to Earth", in 2001 (yes, a full 6 years later). "Ozzmosis" and "No More Tears" (1992) were Ozzy's only albums of new material released in the 1990s.
Ozzmosis features bassist Geezer Butler, who always handled writing the lyrics in Black Sabbath anyway.
Ozzmosis by Bill M. July 28, 2004
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ozzmosis 

what u get when ur drunk and dry humping people.
brian gets ozzmosis twice a week.
ozzmosis by ppl eater May 8, 2003
A hypochondriacal condition resulting from absorbing the health problems discussed on the Dr. Oz show. This condition commonly affects older women with nothing to do but watch too much daytime television.
I have to take my mother to the doctor again. She's got another case of Ozmosis.
Ozmosis by Mr. Squire February 18, 2011
A gradual, often unconscious process of assimilation or absorption of the Australian language and/or culture by virtue of spending time with Australian blokes (males) or sheilas (females).
Through the process of ozmosis Jean-Pierre was fond of saying "by jingo by crikey!" everytime he was suprised or dumbfounded.
Ozmosis by Raaaabert July 12, 2008
Something fresh and new......Well produced...Different and catchy
This that Ozmosis turn that shit up....That bass line is Ozmosis...I need some Ozmosis drums on this track...
Ozmosis by MutedDevil June 13, 2021
Da act of slowly absorbing da content of L. Frank Baum's fairy tales by having said books pressed directly against yer skin for extended periods.
Utilizing Ozmosis to familiarize yourself wif da various fantasies of Dorothy and her many magical friends might indeed be effective, but I would much rather have da enjoyment of reading said delightful adventures in da usual way.
Ozmosis by QuacksO November 11, 2024
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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