Definitions by Ownies Puppy
carrickfergus
Carrickfergus (aka Carrick) is a town in Northern Ireland which is beside the sea and has a large number of pubs and hairdressers and banks and butchers and chap shaps and hoods and big girls and prodestants and painted kerbs, like.
carrickfergus by ownies puppy September 16, 2006
Ulster
1) an ancient province of Ireland, in the north of the island, six counties of which make up Northern Ireland. Sometimes pronounced 'ulser'
2) Home of the Big Girl.
3) A style of cooking, for example ulster fry
2) Home of the Big Girl.
3) A style of cooking, for example ulster fry
Ulster by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006
Norn Iron
Here mate, I was on haliday in Spain and ran into these fit birds from back home. They were so excited to see someone from Norn Iron they sucked me off there and then.
Norn Iron by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006
Hat Spat
A chap shap in Carrick where you can get a big feed for fook all, although it used to be cheaper when Maccers was getting his chicken fillet burger out of it every day when we were wee, and his head was so greasy it looked like he'd sprung a leak.
The Hat Spat sells fash suppers, sassij suppers, qwarter pounders, chacken fallat burgers, and pink pasties. Pink pasties are fookin blindin'. The onion rangs are good too, but they'll give you a greasy arse. The chaps are cooked in beef dripping and are the best chaps in the world, full stap.
The Hat Spat sells fash suppers, sassij suppers, qwarter pounders, chacken fallat burgers, and pink pasties. Pink pasties are fookin blindin'. The onion rangs are good too, but they'll give you a greasy arse. The chaps are cooked in beef dripping and are the best chaps in the world, full stap.
I'm heading down the Hat Spat. I'm busting for a pasty supper. No, make it a pasty bap supper and givvus another chap, and throw a wee battered sassij on thur too. Im fuckin Hank Marvin.
Hat Spat by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006
Chaps
Northern Ireland noun referring to fat potato chips. Usually they have to come from a chap shap and be cooked by a big girl. Best cooked in beef dripping and slathered in red sauce and salt n vinegar. Also good with a tinna coke.
If only their chaps didnt taste so good, I would wanna eat them all the time. Ah well, sure I'm fat anyway.
Chaps by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006
not brazil
An expression epitomising the dark northern ireland humour we are famous for. Popularised in the football song 'We're not brazil, we're nothern ireland'.
"My eyes have seen the glory of Espana 82
We're little northern ireland show the world what we can do
With Laurie as our leader and we're coming after you
And this is why we sing
We're not brazil we're northern ireland
We're not brazil we're northern ireland
We're not brazil we're northern ireland
And its all the same to me
ULSTER!
We're little northern ireland show the world what we can do
With Laurie as our leader and we're coming after you
And this is why we sing
We're not brazil we're northern ireland
We're not brazil we're northern ireland
We're not brazil we're northern ireland
And its all the same to me
ULSTER!
not brazil by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006
big girl
a chubby munter or otherwise pregnant lookin girl, one who has 'eaten all the pies', and likely all the chocolates and crisps and chips and coke and biscuits and cake and her family and her dog as well, to look at her.
A porky bird.
An overweight female from Ulster (of which there are many).
Also, a polite term girls use to describe their morbidly obese friends.
A porky bird.
An overweight female from Ulster (of which there are many).
Also, a polite term girls use to describe their morbidly obese friends.
big girl by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006