Owen's definitions

Pushing Mongo

A stupid way to skateboard. A person "pushes mongo" if they use their leading foot (the foot that is in the front while riding) to push. While they are pushing, their back foot stays near the rear of the board and they push with their front foot.

No wonder Dan can learn that trick. Dude pushes mongo.

by Owen December 11, 2003

crimate

a law breaking monkey

jim: who stole my banana?
paul: don't look at me dude, it was probably a crimate.

by owen March 10, 2004

pittsburgh

greatest city on the planet full of old fat guys who like to drink pabst blue ribbon and watch the stillers. if you dont like pittsburgh, you fucking suck.

pittsburgh is where people go to get drunk and pass out in the cold, hence i would give my right nut to never leave.

by owen January 12, 2004

numpty

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

by Owen January 2, 2004

Doom shnieder

Originaly the name of someone from a band, this pretty much is and empty insult that sounds cool.

"Did you get my message?"

"shut up doom shnieder"

by owen January 13, 2005

honnis

A foolish or stupid person

What a complete honnis

by owen December 3, 2002

a pound

a ciggarette. if u send save us 50p it would mean save us half a ciggarette ect.

if u send save us 50p it would mean save us half a ciggarette ect.

by owen March 27, 2005