Oscar's definitions

GoodFellas

Greatest fuckin' mob movie ever. Starred Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci and Ray liotta.Disturbin' as hell though.Scarface, The Godfather or any other gangster movie pales in comparison to GoodFellas

Always keep ya' mouth shut and never rat on ya' friends-
Jimmy a.k.a. Robert De Niro

(Tommy has just told a story that's cracked up the entire company of gangsters at a table)
Henry: (laughing hard) Really funny. Really funny.
Tommy: Whattya mean I'm funny?
Henry: You're just funny, y'know, the story. It's funny. You're a funny guy.
Tommy: Whattya mean? They way I talk? What?
Henry: It's just, y'know, it's just funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything ...
Tommy: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
Anthony (Frank Adonis): (worried) Tommy, no, you got it all wrong ...
Tommy: Whoa, whoa Anthony! He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?
Henry: Just you know you're funny.
Tommy: You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Henry: I don't know just ... you know how you tell the story. What?
Tommy: No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?
(Long suspenseful pause: is someone going to die?)
Henry (cracking up): Get the fuck outta here!
(everyone laughs, the tension is gone)
Tommy: Ya motherfucker, I almost had him! I almost had him! You stuttering prick here! Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning!!
Tommy, questioning Henry about his comedic talents

by Oscar September 13, 2004

Nomar Garciaparra

Nomar Garciaparra... YEH FUCKIN RITE try Nomar Gayciaparra... He is gay with Lo Merloni and u assholes might say wat about Mia Hamm shes a lebian with sum 1 yet to be named (Rosie O Donnel?????). WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THE SOX BRING BAK THAT SAP MERLONI?? Wat in the fuck did he do for us ooo wait i no he hit a whopping 2 homeruns and batted in an astounding 19 runs. well anyways thatnks for takin the time to read my definition

Carlos: Man this is Gayciaparra lets leave.
Oscar: This ios so Rosie O Donnel

by Oscar September 18, 2004

twat shot

A blunt force to the vaginal area causing much discomfort.

Lauren nailed Amanda with t a huge twat shot

by Oscar March 13, 2005

Reeboks Classics

Sick shoes put out by Reebok that are very comfortable and stylish even when they're too big for you.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And NOw I have to add eextra words to this def

by Oscar January 8, 2005

Lil Scrappy

Shitty rapper from ATL who follows the lead of lil john with shitty Crunk songs. Self-Proclaimed ''Prince of Crunk''(Not that anyone's vying for that position). ''Has you don't want no problems'' A shitty song in which he dresses like a homo in the video(sleaveless leather shirt). Probably the worst southern rapper since Bone Crusher.
2. Synonym for terrible dierreha and vomit

Good Rapper-
Talent-
Word Play-
Beats-
Good videos+
Dog shit=
Lil Scrappy
2.Oscar: Oh, MAn I had the worst Lil Scrappy of my life!!!!!!!!
Carlos: OH NO I HOPE IT'S NOT CONTAGIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Oscar October 15, 2004

110997

a large number not commonly used by vergitarian squaredancers

'I like, never use 110997 in a sentence, do you?'
'no, why would I say 110997?'
'aah, your a vegitarian squaredancer I just know it'
':$'

by oscar February 16, 2005

meeting

to take a shit

It's 1:15pm time for our daily meeting

by oscar February 6, 2004