Orion's definitions

ding-ding

1 n. small penis, refers to the tendency of small penises to bounce around easily even when erect. Possible derivative of "dinky", or referring to the "dinger" of a bell, which swings back and forth, causing the bell to ring. Generally a derogatory comment.

2. adj. Used to describe someone who is insane or "not quite all there" mentally.

1. When Jane saw Peter's ding-ding of a cock, she about fell out!

2. Jane is a bit of a ding-ding.

by Orion February 16, 2005

chain letter

a form of demoralization by recieving a letter that must be sent to many friends in order to have good luck. people will customarily test this theory, by trying to send it to their friends, then finding out they don't have any.

Friends don't let friends give friends chain letters.

by Orion January 15, 2004

crunt

A socially acceptable version of c*nt.
eg. Shit is to shite, as c*nt is to crunt.

What'd ya do with my pie, ya fat crunt!?

by Orion April 29, 2003

click here

an innocent message that regretably will attract most people to click on the location designated by the "click here" sign. works every time.

click here

no, here

by Orion January 15, 2004

gunzungus

Exclamation of delight or discovery.

Gunzungus!

by Orion April 28, 2003

matrix

a massive computer program used in a movie of the same title, serving the purpose of controlling the human race, ironically not that far from the truth...

"Hey, you think we're in a matrix?"
"Shut up! The highway scene's almost on again! SHHHH!"

by Orion January 15, 2004

bovine spongiform encephalitis

Another, more-complicated name for mad-cow disease.

Just start talkin' about the outbreaks of bovine spongiform encephalitis and everyone'll think you're smart.

by Orion December 31, 2004