Oracle's definitions

DVLA

The UK Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency, based in Swansea.
Eqiv. to the U.S DMV.
Orginisation responsible for vehicle registrations, driving licenses, etc etc.

I'm still waiting to get my driving license back from the DVLA

by oracle February 27, 2006

carphone warehouse

See scam. Very crap mobile phone shop chain. Sell your new mobile number to scouse spammers.

Those fuckin scouse insurance salesmen are calling me again... bloody Carphone Warehouse...

by oracle March 12, 2004

op amp

Operational Amplifier. An entirely fictional device concieved to bring horror to electronics students.

Lecturer: This is how to analyse op-amps...
Class: Sigh

by Oracle March 11, 2004

mondeo man

Career driver, especially travelling salesman. From the large numbers of Ford Mondeos used as company cars.

If youre in the fast lane, stuck behind a van, doing 90 anyway, mondeo man will always tailgate you flashing his lights.

by oracle August 19, 2004

castle vale

Large council estate (US: "Project") in north Birmingham. Full of burning cars and gunfights.

"Shit me how did we end up in castle vale?!? Lock the doors.."

by oracle March 12, 2004

whitie

To be far too stoned to the point of the room spinning, far more extreme than rawhide.

Dont have a whitie.

by oracle March 12, 2004

hetero

ded's word for gay.

also, canadian word for 'gay'

Wearing platform shoes is quite hetero

by oracle February 8, 2005