114 definitions by Oracle

barnsley

Someone who crashes forklifts into walls.

O dear barnsley, not again...

by Oracle March 13, 2004

jago

Abbrev. of jobs a good'un.

Then i found a tenner! jago

by Oracle March 13, 2004

M42

Large car park near Birmingham and Tamworth. Used as storage area for traffic cones and occasionally as motorway. See M25.

Im stuck on the M42

by Oracle February 6, 2004

red ken

Slang and newspaper term for Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone, due to his communist associations.

Headline: "Red Ken extends congestion charge"

by Oracle February 11, 2004

routemaster

Old-style bus as seen in London. Being withdrawn because idiots keep falling off the back and suing, but its not a bad thing coz they smoke like hell.

"Is the chip shop on fire or is the next bus a routemaster?"

by Oracle March 13, 2004

undertake

To overtake a vehicle on the wrong side. Dangerous, and illegal in many countries, especially Germany where Autobahn (motorway/freeway) laws are extremely strict. Favourite activity of audi man, usually at dangerous speed. Audi man will also cut you up afterwards.

EG, in the UK where one drives on the left and overtakes on the right, passing on the left is undertaking.

by Oracle February 1, 2005

tagnut

see also teggit

ouch! teggits

by Oracle March 13, 2004