shit me

Variant of "Fuck me" (exclamation, not invitation).

Shit me, i've got to go- i've parked on double yellow

by oracle March 12, 2004

handbrake

1: Short for handbrake turn (if you dont know what that is you ought to be on the sunshine coach.
2: To have a wank

1: Look at chris smyth trying to do a handbrake!
2: Crofts off applying the handbrake.

by oracle March 12, 2004

boredom

Posting too many definitions on urbandictionary.com

Oh dear its 4am and i could do with some sleep

by oracle March 12, 2004

aston expressway

Truely hard core road in north Birmingham, officially the A38(M). 7 lanes of mayhem, with tidal flow and no divider, which all ends up at Spaghetti Junction. Class.

The title screen of "Fifth Gear" on channel 5.

by oracle January 25, 2005

council estate

Government-built housing (US equiv.: Project).

Trevor now lives in a council estate. Told him to revise for his A-levels!

by oracle March 12, 2004

tagnut

see also teggit

ouch! teggits

by oracle March 12, 2004

back of a bus

Ugly, eg "Face like the back of a bus".

Hes got a face like the back of a bus

by oracle March 12, 2004