1) Some crazy Chinese kid that pwns at Counter-Strike and pwns an STi
1) Holy shit, Zong is 30-5 in CS, and he just like flew past me at 140mph!
2) OMG HAX!
Turn off Bright Eyes and stop moping on your LiveJournal. At least you're not in a third-world country where your life would actually suck.
"Wah, my parents hate me. I'm going to complain about it in my LiveJournal using the $1200 laptop they bought me."