brotherpill

The reality that foids would rather have sex with their brothers, than give a virgin incel a chance.
Kyle: “The brotherpill really woke me up to how poorly women view adult male virgins.”

Richard: “Yeah, siblings are having intercourse, while incels get nothing.”
by Onehappytoker December 20, 2022
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Tallfag

Incel slang which refers to a tall male, who claims to be involuntarily celibate yet in reality they should be able to slay, since foids like tall males.
Sarah: “Joseph, why won’t you go on a date with my friend? She likes you”.

Joseph: “She’s 5’1”, I’m too tall for her”.

Sarah: “Tallfag!”.
by Onehappytoker December 29, 2022
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Blackcell

If a black guy is older than 25, and he is still a virgin he’s a blackcell.
by Onehappytoker April 30, 2021
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Cryptocel

An incel who stays home all day and trades cryptocurrency, most likely they pay their rent or mortgage using profits from cryptocurrency.
"My new roommate is a cryptocel, he just stays in his room all day and trades cryptocurrency."
by Onehappytoker May 07, 2021
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Hippie Parents

Hippie Parents are one of the best types of parents to have. Hippie Parents are located all over the United States, but are mainly concentrated in Northern California.

Hippie Parents enforce very lenient drug rules around the house, often growing marijuana plants in the backyard (in organic soil of course).

Hippie Parents live by a strict “ if it’s not grown in the ground, turn it down” mentality, with the occasional exception of MDMA because “ it’s a love drug”. Hippie Parents are against hard drugs because 75% of Hippie Parents have “ that one friend who came back from Vietnam, and just kinda lost touch with things.”

Hippie Parents don’t waste money on buying name brand clothes or flashy cars to impress people; they have done way too many psychedelics to be impressed by Gucci, Versace or Armani.

Hippie Parents are usually very educated and well-spoken people. This is because Hippie Parents understand that education is the key to understanding the world around us

Children of Hippie Parents either turn out to be just like their parents and embrace flower power, or they choose to go the opposite route and become straightedge punks who loathe pot smokers.
Joe: Hey Steve, are you sure it's cool if we smoke pot in your backyard?

Steve: Yeah man it's cool, I have Hippie Parents.

Joe: Lucky!
by Onehappytoker April 27, 2014
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Auschwitzmaxxing

Incel terminology meaning, to go on a radical fast in order to lose weight.
Jaime: “I gained a lot of weight during the lockdowns. I’m going to start Auschwitzmaxxing.”
by Onehappytoker December 20, 2022
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beanercel

Rodrigo: “I can’t get a date, I’ve never had a girlfriend, all the females in my life don’t like me - what’s going on?”

Hector: “You’re a beanercel.”
by Onehappytoker December 20, 2022
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