Kermitkaze

The act of performing a kamikaze in an outfit that resembles Kermit the Frog.
Yeah I’m gonna do a kermitkaze, wanna come?
by OneFuckingMachete October 19, 2020
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You Up?

A message I send my friends every night...
You up?
by OneFuckingMachete October 02, 2019
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Wrist Slit

What I did to myself when I felt fucking depressed because my girlfriend doesn’t appreciate my micropenis
My wrist slit
by OneFuckingMachete October 03, 2019
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Employees Only Room

A room employees do to have lunch, get a drink, have sex, masturbate, and anal sex. I’m calling the cops now
Employees Only Room yes
by OneFuckingMachete October 03, 2019
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Penis

Me
Dick is penis
by OneFuckingMachete October 03, 2019
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Kushinity

Virginity for Kush
I lost my Kushinity with Mark
by OneFuckingMachete October 02, 2019
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Shell Necklace

skskskskkskskskmotherfuckerfuckmyhugeassskskskskkskskskskskksksksksksksksk
Shell Necklace be like skskskksk
by OneFuckingMachete October 03, 2019
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