25 definitions by OneFuckingMachete

Bingo Bango

What Cricket Green says before having sex with his sister. They have a 2 year old child now on accident

Bingo Bango, Tilly

by OneFuckingMachete October 4, 2019

Wrist Slit

What I did to myself when I felt fucking depressed because my girlfriend doesn’t appreciate my micropenis

My wrist slit

by OneFuckingMachete October 4, 2019

You Up?

A message I send my friends every night...

You up?

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Thats all their is for now

That stupid message after you accept all the other definitions. Ew

Thats all their is for now kids

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Cartel

My Mexican ass

Cartel be like

by OneFuckingMachete October 4, 2019

Store

A hotspot people go to to have anal sex. I am losing my mind...

Store is super

by OneFuckingMachete October 4, 2019

Machete

A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

I stabbed my retarded friend with a machete

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019