Urban Dictionary: Definitions by OneFuckingMachete

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An idiot that steals every piece of art I’ve made. He steals about everything from you.

Nick is dumb lol

A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

I stabbed my retarded friend with a machete

Antonio is one of the greatest people in the world. If you ask him for something, he’ll do something for you. He is a great friend!!!

Antonio is cool

The greatest rapper of our time and super hot 💦

Eminem

I lost my Kushinity with Mark