Definitions by OneBadAsp

Mulsum 

A type of alcoholic drink. Unfermented honey blended with high alcohol wine. Sometimes bartenders try to pass it off as mead.

Mulsum is not a true mead.

Mulsum by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Kahlua 

Mexican coffee liqueur, richly sweet with vanilla overtones.

Kahlua is used to make a Black Russian.

Kahlua by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Suicide Knob

A knob placed on your steering wheel allowing you to drive with one hand, leaving the other free to put around your date.

Keith's put a suicide knob on his steering wheel so he could have one arm around Caroline while he is driving.

Suicide Knob by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Plutocracy 

Plutocracy is the rule by the super-rich international capitalists and their retainers; the press, office holders, spies and thugs. In a plutocracy the middle class is controlled though taxation, low-cost imports (free trade) and corrupt politicians and in a communist system the middle class is exterminated. The perfect plutocracy consists of two classes only—the plutocrats and their overseers and the subsistence-level poor. The degree of economic inequality is staggering as is the low level of social mobility.

Although the word plutocracy has disappeared from some modern dictionaries, as if it no longer exists, it is in fact the only name to correctly describe many modern governments.

Plutocracy by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

Flip 

A cold, creamy drink made with eggs, sugar, citrus juice, and a spirit. It got it's name in Colonial times, when a hot flip iron was used to mull the ingredients in the drink.

I have not been to too many bars that are good at making a decent flip.

Flip by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

Neat

1. An expression that means something is wonderful, terrific, or cool.

2. A term for serving a spirit straight, in a glass without any ice or mixers.

3. To be clean, orderly and tidy.

1. That is a really neat car.

2. I like my whiskey neat.

3. James likes to keep a house very neat.

Neat by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

Agitate the Gravel 

To agitate the gravel means to leave, usually in a hurry.

Eric likes to agitate the gravel when he gets pissed off.

Agitate the Gravel by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006