Number one

Yourself ­­­

Gotsta look after number one

by One Eyed Milkman May 4, 2004

lavvie

variant spelling on the word lavvy

scuse me i gotsta go to the lavvie to bob an otter

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

fallen to the communists

Descriptive of a woman who is on the rag.

Drat,she's fallen to the communists!

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

a sphincter says what

Something you say to someone quickly causing them to say "what?" and then you go "haha you said what so you're a sphincter!"

Teh example is covered above darling

by One Eyed Milkman July 10, 2004

jebus christ

1. a non-religiously offensive exclamation of suprise

2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site

1. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

2. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004

a stitch in time saves nine

a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend

Your mother sells whelks in Hull

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004