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Cataractoids

A cause of stupidity displayed by a person who’s head is deeply inserted into their behind, posterior, anal aperture.
Your error in thinking is caused by a medical condition called cataractoids.
by Ofashea May 21, 2020
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halishitosis

Halishitosis is an extreme form of halitosis caused by poor dental hygiene, decay, oral putrescence that creates intolerable odors that smell fecal in origin.
That meth head has the worst case of halishitosis that even his meth buddies won’t get near him.
by Ofashea April 30, 2022
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Elective stupidity

The choice one makes that is obviously illogical, plainly unintelligent, potentially dangerous, destructive to self and others and yet the choice is made and the consequences unforgiving
His broken, dead body was proof that his poor choice was an example of elective stupidity.
by Ofashea January 16, 2022
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Truespiracy

A controversial subject often political and often of a conspiratorial nature that ultimately proves to be true.
The prevailing scientific data shows that a foreign government bio lab released the viral weapon creating a global pandemic thus proving the conspiracy theory to be a truespiracy.
by Ofashea June 19, 2021
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fatassaction

The karmic balance that occurs when the young arrogant stuck up girl grows a large humbling rear end, booty, derrière.
I got a lot of fatassaction looking at the women at my 20 year high school reunion.
by Ofashea May 13, 2019
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Maskist

A person who believes that despite any contrary evidence that wearing a shield over one’s face will prevent the spread or contraction of any and all airborne ilnesses
A person driving alone in a car wearing a mask is clearly a maskist.
by Ofashea November 9, 2021
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Passwordification

The technological movement that requires an ever increasing list of constantly expiring passwords that leads to frustration, anger, delays, annoyances and general discontent with our lives and the world.
The passwordification of our world only complicates our lives and reduces serenity.
by Ofashea March 23, 2019
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