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titoi

I asked him to lend me 10000 Polynesian francs. "Titoi, popa'a" said he.
by octopod October 7, 2004
mugGet the titoimug.

dhimmi

1. Christians and Jews (and sometimes others) in traditional Islamic empires. They had a recognized but very subordinate legal status.

2. Zeropian politicians who kowtow to political Islam, as in Chiraqistan.
In France, the elite are all dhimmis.
by octopod April 29, 2004
mugGet the dhimmimug.

contradiction

The opposite of argument. From a legendary Monty Python sketch.
That's not an argument, it's contradiction!
No it isn't!
by octopod November 9, 2003
mugGet the contradictionmug.

your father's moustache

Ancient, retro semi-insult, used either in annoyance or to contradict an assertion.
John Kerry does NOT look French! Ahh, ya fadda's moustache!
by octopod November 22, 2003
mugGet the your father's moustachemug.

graybar hotel

Jail; hoosegow; the can; the jug; the calabozo; the slammer. A school of crime where you can get free medical care from Vietnames quacks and get ass-fucked as often as you like, or more. Also graybar motel.
I kited some checks, so they sent me on a three-month vacation at the graybar hotel.
by Octopod November 6, 2003
mugGet the graybar hotelmug.

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."
When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.
by octopod August 25, 2004
mugGet the up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoemug.

rock paper scissors

Children's hand game of chance: scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, rock breaks scissors.
My turn! No, mine! Let's play rock paper scissors.
by octopod July 10, 2004
mugGet the rock paper scissorsmug.

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