Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Octopod

break my balls

Annoy; tease; pull a practical joke on. Fr. Italian "rompere i coglioni."

Do you want me to whack you?
Naw, Tony, I was just breaking your balls.

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Balls; courage; brutish masculinity. Fr. Italian "coglioni". Cf. Sp. cojones, Fr. cuillons; see break my balls.

You need a giant set of culliones to talk to Tony like that.

culliones by Octopod November 8, 2003

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Terminally stupid.

The perp was dumb as a rock, and confessed in five minutes.

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Fatally, irremediably, beyond hope of change. E.g. terminally stupid, terminally cute.

Miz Thang, your dimples are terminally cute, but your boytoy is terminally stupid.

terminally by Octopod November 8, 2003

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A person used as an impressive escort. Looks good, doesn't drool, but may have no other redeeming virtues.

I bought Suzie a nice dress and took her to the ball. She's dumb as a rock but a perfect armpiece.

armpiece by Octopod November 8, 2003

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Goddam dirtback, your mangy pit bull shat on my lawn again!

dirtback by Octopod November 8, 2003

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1. The ~ Limited, an extinct luxury train from New York to Chicago.
2. Hell on Earth, 1900-1999, or 1901-2000, for would-be purists.

In the Twentieth Century fools prated of progress, and mass murder was an athletic event.

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