Emily: Why’d you always call me when you’re high
Loser who will never amount to anything: I’m not high I have allergies why you always stunt in’ on hoes boo since when did you become the Snapchat ghost sheesh
Loser who will never amount to anything: I’m not high I have allergies why you always stunt in’ on hoes boo since when did you become the Snapchat ghost sheesh
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. A police officer from Minnesota who is a mighty ducks fan but doesn’t want to get outed as a non-robot by announcing her feelings to the world like an attention whore but did she realize that she was slowly killing me by not loving me enough.
Emily: Im totally fine
Rami Malek: Thats what they all say you should date me because I have nice hair
Mr Robot: Rami, you’re such a cuck did you know there are other ones
Rami Malek: ahhhh shut up you dont control me i control fate I’m tall and confident. You’re whitespaining
Mr. Robot: Try to get a nickel from one of the ones you cucked fag
Rami Malek: Thats what they all say you should date me because I have nice hair
Mr Robot: Rami, you’re such a cuck did you know there are other ones
Rami Malek: ahhhh shut up you dont control me i control fate I’m tall and confident. You’re whitespaining
Mr. Robot: Try to get a nickel from one of the ones you cucked fag
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. A fish and a bot hell-bent on bringing out the worst in people so her TikTok will blow up like crazy
Emily: I never do that
The oppressed: I never said you did that what makes you think I said that I never said that according to Emily logic don’t you even think about how dumb you are
The oppressed: I never said you did that what makes you think I said that I never said that according to Emily logic don’t you even think about how dumb you are
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. Emily: I guess I got just what I wanted
Ghost: I’m fucking up I’m fucking up I’m fucking up everything
Ghost: I’m fucking up I’m fucking up I’m fucking up everything
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. A puzzle that will never be solved because it was designed in a neon and random sequence without a resolution. Don’t let her champagne spill on you because I guarantee she doesn’t understand what fuck you means due to being a white woman without a soul
Emily: fuck you
Gaara: this isn’t a chrome hearts jacket if you mean that we’re fucking done babe
Emily: I don’t like you and I sure as hell don’t love you so why would I be embarrassed
Gaara: I hate you
Emily: I hate you
Gaara: you left me here to die
Emily: No I didn’t because you are without a soul pathetic money-kisser
Gaara: touché, bitch
Gaara: this isn’t a chrome hearts jacket if you mean that we’re fucking done babe
Emily: I don’t like you and I sure as hell don’t love you so why would I be embarrassed
Gaara: I hate you
Emily: I hate you
Gaara: you left me here to die
Emily: No I didn’t because you are without a soul pathetic money-kisser
Gaara: touché, bitch
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. An apostrophe in a place where a comma should have been used, some gals just want to see the world burn and leave their lover in the gutter to die
Emily: I never did that
The oppressed: urban dictionary is more fun than real life, and I will always resent you for that
Emily: it’s not my fault I’m poor
The oppressed: no it’s because I’m stronger than you thats why and that’s not even a metaphor anymore
Emily: urban dictionary is more fun than real life because you’re a jerk with grit
The oppressed: YOU NEVER LOVED ME I HATE YOU FOR ABANDONING ME
Emily: I don’t even know you like that chill out I don’t even ask you to do anything, if we’re being honest, the opportunity cost of doing stuff is high regardless of what is the other thing so you win by me being a bitch
The oppressed: why you too on point with it it almost seems like you don’t understand it’s theoretical to you not all knowledge is a priori
Emily: you’re an a priori douchebag and I don’t mean in the nice way I mean you correct people too often I don’t care about you at all you’re just a man
The oppressed: I hate humanity
The oppressed: urban dictionary is more fun than real life, and I will always resent you for that
Emily: it’s not my fault I’m poor
The oppressed: no it’s because I’m stronger than you thats why and that’s not even a metaphor anymore
Emily: urban dictionary is more fun than real life because you’re a jerk with grit
The oppressed: YOU NEVER LOVED ME I HATE YOU FOR ABANDONING ME
Emily: I don’t even know you like that chill out I don’t even ask you to do anything, if we’re being honest, the opportunity cost of doing stuff is high regardless of what is the other thing so you win by me being a bitch
The oppressed: why you too on point with it it almost seems like you don’t understand it’s theoretical to you not all knowledge is a priori
Emily: you’re an a priori douchebag and I don’t mean in the nice way I mean you correct people too often I don’t care about you at all you’re just a man
The oppressed: I hate humanity
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug.