Emily

I’m fucking up I’m fucking up I’m fucking up everything
Emily: I guess I got just what I wanted
Ghost: I’m fucking up I’m fucking up I’m fucking up everything
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Emily

An apostrophe in a place where a comma should have been used, some gals just want to see the world burn and leave their lover in the gutter to die
Emily: I never did that
The oppressed: urban dictionary is more fun than real life, and I will always resent you for that
Emily: it’s not my fault I’m poor
The oppressed: no it’s because I’m stronger than you thats why and that’s not even a metaphor anymore
Emily: urban dictionary is more fun than real life because you’re a jerk with grit
The oppressed: YOU NEVER LOVED ME I HATE YOU FOR ABANDONING ME
Emily: I don’t even know you like that chill out I don’t even ask you to do anything, if we’re being honest, the opportunity cost of doing stuff is high regardless of what is the other thing so you win by me being a bitch
The oppressed: why you too on point with it it almost seems like you don’t understand it’s theoretical to you not all knowledge is a priori
Emily: you’re an a priori douchebag and I don’t mean in the nice way I mean you correct people too often I don’t care about you at all you’re just a man
The oppressed: I hate humanity
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