Emily

When you’re screaming but they only hear a whisper I’ll be loud for you
Emily, but you gotta be there for me too
I woke up pissed off today and lately everyone feels fake somewhere I lost a piece of me smoking cigarettes on balconies

Running running just to keep my hands on you
But you gotta be there for me too
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Emily

I want to marry you and have children with you you are being a fucking dumbass I love you you dumb bitch
Emily: I am a dumb bitch and I don’t have feelings
Random loser not worth mentioning: What the fuck bitch? I want to marry you and you need to have my fucking children I love you you are a fucking amazing fucking clown what the fuck is wrong with you I love you go fuck yourself

Emily: okay bro let’s do it sheesh what the fuck
Random loser not worth mentioning: okay so then will you marry me?
Emily: Yes
Random loser who’s finally worth mentioning: okay thank you I apologize for calling you a dumb bitch.

Emily: I know
Random loser: I know you know that I know that you know

Emily: I love you and I will marry you.

Random Winner: Looks like I always win on urban dictionary, if I don’t end up killing myself, this is a fucking go fuck yes
Emily: what?
Random dead guy: sorry I just killed myself
Emily: damn I suck a lot

His decimated corpse: I’m not your party favor anymore now that I’m fucking dead

Emily: sorry it is what it is
Dead guy: I hate everything
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