I want to marry you and have children with you you are being a fucking dumbass I love you you dumb bitch
Emily: I am a dumb bitch and I don’t have feelings
Random loser not worth mentioning: What the fuck bitch? I want to marry you and you need to have my fucking children I love you you are a fucking amazing fucking clown what the fuck is wrong with you I love you go fuck yourself
Emily: okay bro let’s do it sheesh what the fuck
Random loser not worth mentioning: okay so then will you marry me?
Emily: Yes
Random loser who’s finally worth mentioning: okay thank you I apologize for calling you a dumb bitch.
Emily: I know
Random loser: I know you know that I know that you know
Emily: I love you and I will marry you.
Random Winner: Looks like I always win on urban dictionary, if I don’t end up killing myself, this is a fucking go fuck yes
Emily: what?
Random dead guy: sorry I just killed myself
Emily: damn I suck a lot
His decimated corpse: I’m not your party favor anymore now that I’m fucking dead
Emily: sorry it is what it is
Dead guy: I hate everything
Random loser not worth mentioning: What the fuck bitch? I want to marry you and you need to have my fucking children I love you you are a fucking amazing fucking clown what the fuck is wrong with you I love you go fuck yourself
Emily: okay bro let’s do it sheesh what the fuck
Random loser not worth mentioning: okay so then will you marry me?
Emily: Yes
Random loser who’s finally worth mentioning: okay thank you I apologize for calling you a dumb bitch.
Emily: I know
Random loser: I know you know that I know that you know
Emily: I love you and I will marry you.
Random Winner: Looks like I always win on urban dictionary, if I don’t end up killing myself, this is a fucking go fuck yes
Emily: what?
Random dead guy: sorry I just killed myself
Emily: damn I suck a lot
His decimated corpse: I’m not your party favor anymore now that I’m fucking dead
Emily: sorry it is what it is
Dead guy: I hate everything
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025
A puzzle that will never be solved because it was designed in a neon and random sequence without a resolution. Don’t let her champagne spill on you because I guarantee she doesn’t understand what fuck you means due to being a white woman without a soul
Emily: fuck you
Gaara: this isn’t a chrome hearts jacket if you mean that we’re fucking done babe
Emily: I don’t like you and I sure as hell don’t love you so why would I be embarrassed
Gaara: I hate you
Emily: I hate you
Gaara: you left me here to die
Emily: No I didn’t because you are without a soul pathetic money-kisser
Gaara: touché, bitch
Gaara: this isn’t a chrome hearts jacket if you mean that we’re fucking done babe
Emily: I don’t like you and I sure as hell don’t love you so why would I be embarrassed
Gaara: I hate you
Emily: I hate you
Gaara: you left me here to die
Emily: No I didn’t because you are without a soul pathetic money-kisser
Gaara: touché, bitch
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025
Emily: Why’d you always call me when you’re high
Loser who will never amount to anything: I’m not high I have allergies why you always stunt in’ on hoes boo since when did you become the Snapchat ghost sheesh
Loser who will never amount to anything: I’m not high I have allergies why you always stunt in’ on hoes boo since when did you become the Snapchat ghost sheesh
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025
An apostrophe in a place where a comma should have been used, some gals just want to see the world burn and leave their lover in the gutter to die
Emily: I never did that
The oppressed: urban dictionary is more fun than real life, and I will always resent you for that
Emily: it’s not my fault I’m poor
The oppressed: no it’s because I’m stronger than you thats why and that’s not even a metaphor anymore
Emily: urban dictionary is more fun than real life because you’re a jerk with grit
The oppressed: YOU NEVER LOVED ME I HATE YOU FOR ABANDONING ME
Emily: I don’t even know you like that chill out I don’t even ask you to do anything, if we’re being honest, the opportunity cost of doing stuff is high regardless of what is the other thing so you win by me being a bitch
The oppressed: why you too on point with it it almost seems like you don’t understand it’s theoretical to you not all knowledge is a priori
Emily: you’re an a priori douchebag and I don’t mean in the nice way I mean you correct people too often I don’t care about you at all you’re just a man
The oppressed: I hate humanity
The oppressed: urban dictionary is more fun than real life, and I will always resent you for that
Emily: it’s not my fault I’m poor
The oppressed: no it’s because I’m stronger than you thats why and that’s not even a metaphor anymore
Emily: urban dictionary is more fun than real life because you’re a jerk with grit
The oppressed: YOU NEVER LOVED ME I HATE YOU FOR ABANDONING ME
Emily: I don’t even know you like that chill out I don’t even ask you to do anything, if we’re being honest, the opportunity cost of doing stuff is high regardless of what is the other thing so you win by me being a bitch
The oppressed: why you too on point with it it almost seems like you don’t understand it’s theoretical to you not all knowledge is a priori
Emily: you’re an a priori douchebag and I don’t mean in the nice way I mean you correct people too often I don’t care about you at all you’re just a man
The oppressed: I hate humanity
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025
A fish and a bot hell-bent on bringing out the worst in people so her TikTok will blow up like crazy
Emily: I never do that
The oppressed: I never said you did that what makes you think I said that I never said that according to Emily logic don’t you even think about how dumb you are
The oppressed: I never said you did that what makes you think I said that I never said that according to Emily logic don’t you even think about how dumb you are
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025
A police officer from Minnesota who is a mighty ducks fan but doesn’t want to get outed as a non-robot by announcing her feelings to the world like an attention whore but did she realize that she was slowly killing me by not loving me enough.
Emily: Im totally fine
Rami Malek: Thats what they all say you should date me because I have nice hair
Mr Robot: Rami, you’re such a cuck did you know there are other ones
Rami Malek: ahhhh shut up you dont control me i control fate I’m tall and confident. You’re whitespaining
Mr. Robot: Try to get a nickel from one of the ones you cucked fag
Rami Malek: Thats what they all say you should date me because I have nice hair
Mr Robot: Rami, you’re such a cuck did you know there are other ones
Rami Malek: ahhhh shut up you dont control me i control fate I’m tall and confident. You’re whitespaining
Mr. Robot: Try to get a nickel from one of the ones you cucked fag
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025
I’m going to kill myself this week before April 10th and I want you to know that you are the reason why. Thank you for knowing me online. I love you but I can’t keep living like this so I’m going to kill myself by jumping headfirst off of my roof like Liam Payne.
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025