ObviousDailyLingo's definitions
A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.
Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.
Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.
Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.
Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
Get the Creaky Barn Doormug. A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.
Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.
My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.
Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.
Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
Get the Two Pump Chumpmug. I walked in on Kevin Choking the Chicken to gay porn!
If I don't choke the chicken before work, I can't focus.
There's nothing better than choking the chicken after a long hard day at work.
If I don't choke the chicken before work, I can't focus.
There's nothing better than choking the chicken after a long hard day at work.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
Get the Choking The Chickenmug. Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.
That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.
She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey
My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey
My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
Get the Dusty Cactusmug. Raising your erect penis up against your lower stomach between your tummy and your pants. Hiding your massive boner from poking the eye out of your crush at school. One of many options to hide your erection.
if it wasn't for the texas tuck, no 8th grade boy could ever wear athletic shorts at school.
Dang, my teacher bent over her desk and I had sweat pants on! Thank goodness for the texas tuck.
Dang, my teacher bent over her desk and I had sweat pants on! Thank goodness for the texas tuck.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
Get the Texas Tuckmug. I went down on Kim last night for some fish taco's.
I know your good at cooking dinner, but you need to wash your dishes. #fishtaco
I know your good at cooking dinner, but you need to wash your dishes. #fishtaco
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
Get the Fish Tacomug. I lost my job today, this is just Fucktastic!
I got crabs from my hooker last week. Fucktastic!
This entire post is just Fucktastic
I got crabs from my hooker last week. Fucktastic!
This entire post is just Fucktastic
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
Get the Fucktasticmug.