Objective-Reason Daddy's definitions

simp

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.

Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022

AP

Associated Pedophiles

Where will the AP go now that Trump forced the shut down of Jeffrey Epstein's Island???

by Objective-Reason Daddy September 22, 2023

satanic panic

When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.

The dawn of 2020 kicked off the largest, most extended satanic panic of all time.

by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023

Nazi

Abbreviation of Ashkenazi

The German NSDAP threw three million Nazis into work camps.

by Objective-Reason Daddy July 26, 2025

fact checking

Telling lies in order to prove you don't love Putin.

After some intense fact checking, it was determined that Russia ate the fact check site's homework.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 14, 2022

Vicki's War

The Ukraine-Russia War that was started by Victoria Nuland in 2014.

Vicki's War destroyed Ukraine.

by Objective-Reason Daddy September 22, 2023

Twitter socialist

Not a socialist.

Oh my gawd, a frackin Twitter socialist just told me praise to the landlord and keel whytie. What the f*** is going on?!

by Objective-Reason Daddy August 31, 2021