Tankles

N. - Ankles on a human that approximate the size of ankles on a hippopotamus or elephant. Ankles large enough to hold up a Sherman Tank. A combination of Tank and Ankles.
"Hillary shore has 'er some sexy tankles" drawled Bill.
by Obama Yo Mama January 05, 2007
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whazoombas

Gigantic jugs of whale-ish proportions residing on a relatively otherwise normal physique that results in an overwhelmingly disproportional look for the chick who is lugging them around.
Hey Dick, check out the whazoombas on that bitch. I bet she could knock you into next week with just one of those monsters. It would take all week to feel her up.
by Obama Yo Mama December 09, 2008
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Hillary's Rotten Clit Scum

No wonder Slick Willie feels the need to slither his wicked weenie betwixt the thick thighs of pleasingly plump interns. You would too if you were hitched to Hillary's Rotten Clit Scum.
by Obama Yo Mama December 09, 2008
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irieites

Rastafarian term of inclusion used to describe those who are at peace and in touch with their inner selves, and whose cool runnings don't tread on the rights of others. An extension of Irie, a term meaning "I Respect I Eternal". Irieites generally acheive the ultimate state or Irieness when they are honking down on a big fat doobie filled with ganga, the herb of wisdom also known as Lamb's bread or laying the big bamboo to their favorite Rastawoman.
Jah mon, da bad mon Babylon persecute me rasta brothas but dey still remain irieites in dah face of da evil one. Geeme a draw off a dat spliff, mon. Cool runnin's mon, Irie.
by Obama Yo Mama October 11, 2007
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hillbillary

Verb. - To be blind-sided by a machiavellian carpetbagger from Arkansas. - OR - The act of moving to a state where you are relatively unknown for the purpose of hoodwinking the populace into electing you to a high office, such as the U.S. Senate, and then devlivering absolutely no discernable or positive results for your constituency, and then using your ill-gotten position as a stepping stone to attempt the same con on a national level, like say, in a run for the White House.

N. A buck-toothed, carpet-bagging be-otch from Arkansas whose husband married her for political gain, and who exhibits a general lack of morals or ethics and a willingness to do or say anything to achieve power and wealth.
V. - "Hey Bill, what do you say we hillbillary those poor, stupid bastards in New York state.

N. - Once Slick Willie was done Monica-ing around in the White House, he and Hillary set their sights on perpetrating a good old fashioned hillbillary on the unsuspecting, good citizens of New York state.
by Obama Yo Mama December 09, 2008
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hill-billary

An ugly, buck-toothed, backwoods bitch from Arkansas who hitched her sizeable caboose to the fortunes of super-politico and world-class poon-hound Bill Clinton. This "looks dumb but ain't" hill-billary first schemed her snatch-obsessed hubby all the way to the White House, deflty side-stepping all manner of high-stakes land swindles and sex scandals along the way. Once the Washington jig was up, she duped a bunch of dumb-ass New Yorkers into electing her senator, where she subsequently accomplished nary a single campaign promise and helped worsen living conditions for her constituents. What she lacks in looks and ethics, she more than makes up for in brains and wile. If we are not careful, this slippery she-devil will attempt to use her New York senatorship as a stepping stone to land in the White House for a second disasterous term where this time there will be no need for her to hide the fact that she is running the show. This will free Bill up to chase poontang from one end of the globe to the other.
That f---ing Hill-Billary is runnin' fer the White House agin!
by Obama Yo Mama December 09, 2008
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coolidity quotient

The measurement of a person's coolness. A quantifiable essence of hipness that can be factored and attributed to a subject person.
Howard Stern has a high "coolidity quotient", while Don Imus has a relatively low one by comparison.
by Obama Yo Mama August 29, 2006
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