OZ's definitions

Terminator 2

A movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger plays the T-800, a cybernetic organism meant for nothing but ...protection of John Conner. He was sent to protect John Conner from the T-1000 (Liquid Metal), a highly efficient killing machine, much more powerful than the T-800. Not as if that matters because ARNOLD OWNED HIS ASS!

The more powerful t-1000 lost the battle when the t-800 kicked his ass.

by Oz December 15, 2004

chris farley

One of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starred in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. Due to depression because of being overweight Chris Farley dove into a downward cycle that unfortunately ended his life on December 18th 1997. Cause of death was overdose.

God bless Chris Farley and rest in peace. May he bring hilarity to Heaven.

by Oz January 1, 2005

gateway

Piece of crap computer company. Don't buy from them unless you want to have to call in and talk to hindu people who speak english but don't understand it.

Bob to Joe - "Hey joe, i bought a gateway today"
Joe to Bob - "cool, how is it?"
Bob to Joe - "oh it works pretty good except for the fact that it broke."
Joe to Bob - "Yea you should have gotten a dell"

by Oz January 1, 2005

puss debree

Debree found within the vagina. Usually black in color. Quite rare but you'll notice it if you run into it.

We were having such good sex, then all of a sudden i noticed there was some puss debree on my dick!

by Oz January 3, 2005

adam sandler

Former SNL star, funny movie maker/actor. Usually known for stupid comedies but nevertheless... very hilarious movies.

Dude, happy gilmore owned but mr. deeds kinda sucked, but hey, 50 first dates owned and so did billy madison, big daddy, little knicky, punch drunk love, the waterboy and the wedding singer!

by Oz January 4, 2005

Lolzor

Laughing out loud zebras own rhinos.

bob: HEY!
john: LOLZOR!

by Oz January 6, 2005

sylvester stallone

Great actor, has done some great movies in his time such as the Rocky series, Cliffhanger, Demolition Man and who could forget Rambo, those are just some of his movies. Although a good actor he seems to be shrinking, don't ask me I just tell it like it is. Birth complications, caused by forceps, resulted in paralysis of the lower left side of his face, manifested by a perennial snarl and slurred speech. Most noticeable when he is yelling.

Sylvester Stallone is a good actor but I have no fucking clue why he was in spy kids 3.

by Oz January 17, 2005