nomface

A person/object/experience of low or non-existant comic value. See also com, nomedy and maaaaartyn!

Chris sucks, he is a nomface.

by Ollie December 05, 2004

bixed

To be anally aroused by wheatabix

"What did you have for breakfast Ollie?"
"I had wheatabix!"
"Who else here likes wheatabix?"
"Well Teb sure does love to get bixed"

by Ollie December 29, 2004

scotch

this is addressed to the person who submitted the definition on mar 7th 2003. people who aren't from scotland quite often call scotsmen "scotch".

"you winging scotch twat"

by ollie June 22, 2006

The AC

An incompetent Air force band member who bumbles through his extravagantly banal life trying to impress people who clearly don’t want his attention.

"The AC tried to impress me but he's just a good for nothing AC."

by Ollie August 24, 2003

Full English

Unkempt, untrimmed pubic hair

I took the girl home last night, she had a full english and now I keep finding hairs in my teeth

by Ollie October 24, 2003

kick in the nuts

justification for knocking a bitch down

haha that julie bitch was bragging about kicking some one in the nuts till his busted her lip haha now that funny

by Ollie March 01, 2005

diphernal

With two penises, usually arranged side-by-side, each supplied protein shake by one testicle. Inconvenient for everything other than threesomes, for which diphernal people are perfectly suited.

Ben's diphernal, but he's two ugly to get two bitches

by Ollie April 13, 2005