ollie

the only real ollie. see all about him at:

www.ollie.co.nz for all your ollie needs.

by ollie January 31, 2005

mongral

foolish, a twat, some1 who tries to hard to be cool then fails.

My golly jeromy you are a mongral.

by Ollie September 06, 2003

Your mum's yeast infection

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.

"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"

by Ollie December 29, 2005

pretendo

Weed, Marijuana, etc

Man did you get the Pretendo from bowzer? From the castle in Wahroonga?(phil)

by Ollie June 03, 2004

interfailing

term given to a peice of communication equipment that is intermitantly failing.

fucking site is interfailing again. please investy

by ollie January 27, 2005

Unlife

Taleim Edwards'fictional term to describe people being 'eaten' back to life by zombies.

"Zombies eat you back to unlife."
"Unlife isn't a real word, Taleim."

by Ollie June 24, 2004

shank

A hybrid word derived from "wank" and "shit", meaning to shit and polish the monkey whilst doing so.

I hate a great shank this morning. Cleaned out the pipes.

by Ollie January 03, 2009