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when someone is speaking through an intercom but it genuinely sounds like there is a heck ton of lint in the speaker
intercom: (unintelligible)
you (probably): that's one hell of a lintercom
Acronym for 1 living room, dining room, and kitchen. Used to describe simple apartments.
Dude, did you hear 'bout Sam's new house?
Yeah, heard it's a 1LDK.

Wie bitte? 

German for "pardon me?" Used when someone says something you don't understand or didn't hear clearly, you say "wie bitte?".
A: intelligible
B: Wie bitte?

Chlorine dioxide

A food additive with the additive code E926, used in the food industry as a bleach and preservative, and currently not permitted in the EU.
Furry: Dude, do you know E926?
Person: Yeah, chlorine dioxide? What about it?

Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.
Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.

Brausebad 

Pre-WWII German word for a bathroom/shower. Replaced by 'Dusche' for obvious reasons.
Hans kommt zu das Brausebad. (Hans comes to the bathroom.)

Gasflaschen Rakete 

German for gas flask rocket.
When someone drops a heavy object onto the head of a pressurized gas tank and it explodes and propels itself akin to a rocket, the tank is called a Gasflaschen Rakete
Clayton dropped a propane tank on its head and created a Gasflaschen Rakete.