OD Smith's definitions

voter apathy

What happens to a General Election when your choice on the ballot paper boils down to a choice between the Conservative Party and a conservative party.

Let me get this straight - I live in a Tory majority and my choices are Labour, Conservative, Lib Dem, UKIP or Veritas, and we know the Tories will get a 20,000 majoity even if I vote Lib Dem?

by OD Smith May 10, 2005

star wars

A film, and not a particularly good one - AND THAT'S IT!

Move on with your lives, stop discussing hidden meanings, and realise you've wasted your life.

Return of the Jedi wasn't as good as the first one.

The Phantom Menace wasn't as good as the first one.

Attack of the Clones wasn't as good as the first one.

Revenge of the Sith will be great!!!

by OD Smith February 16, 2005

Little Britain

1. Overrated, unfunny shite that uses the same jokes every week - in fact, the same joke for several characters. And it manages to rip off The Fast Show and The League of Gentleman without being as funny as either.

2. This week's "Greatest British Comedy Creation" (TM)

3. A couple of chancers (see above).

Anyone that recites one of the crappy catchphrases ad nauseum...

by OD Smith February 16, 2005

Rizla

A form of currency only recognised in two places: anywhere prefixed with the phrase "HM Prison", or Penge.

"Oi mate, you got a Rizla?"

by OD Smith March 22, 2005

nicky hilton

The better looking, non-irritating and far less overexposed sister of Paris Hilton.

Actually, I find Nicky Hilton to be better looking than Paris, and not so bloody irritating.

by OD Smith February 23, 2005

Arctic Junkies

Overly defensive (and scarily so) acolytes at the altar of that grating, banal band that we're told we must like on pain of death, The Arctic Monkeys.

"You're an idiot because you don't like The Arctic Monkeys, and I say so as a fan of The Arctic Monkeys so therefore I'm right", and other such bilge from the mouths/keyboards of Arctic Junkies.

by OD Smith June 4, 2007

Natasha Bedingfield

Irritating sister of Daniel, and purveyor of identikit, disposable pop crap that you forget about five seconds after the song ends. Doesn't even have the saving grace of being worth a centrefold in FHM.

"These words are my own, from my heart,
I love you, I love you, I love you..."

by OD Smith March 23, 2005