A term either to describe a person (usually female) or a phenomena in which they attempt with a desperation to fit into a pair of skin tight jeans or booty shorts that don't fit at all. The result is people first noticing then running away screaming in disgust. Also, the said jeans or booty shorts look like they are crying for the person to evacuate their space which is beyond any reasonable capacity. Hence why it is referred to as sad pants.
Jesus H Christ Sad Pants!!!! Do you own a pair of jeans or shorts that have actually lived!?!?!!?!?!?
by O.G. Junior Mint September 18, 2015
Get the Sad Pants mug.A term used to describe the phoney, unwarranted sense of entitlement a majority of hipsters display as if they are some ruling elite class. Even though said hipsters spending a boat load of money to look homeless (figure that one out) The hipsterocracy will insist themselves on to everything and voices their ultra self righteous, contradictory, attention baiting, opinions especially when not asked for.
Hipster- " I eat kale, have a fixed gear unicycle and a bunch of cracker jack looking tattoos. Therefore I know everything about everything."
Me- " There goes the hipsterocracy at work once again."
Me- " There goes the hipsterocracy at work once again."
by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015
Get the hipsterocracy mug.the lowest of the low on the skank rating scale. usually reseved to the attention starved stripper type with low self esteem that's trying to get on every cock she sees not belonging to the disillusioned loser who thinks he's actually dating her and actually thinks he is her boyfriend.
Man who the fuck does that girl think she is walking around like she's all that!!?!? Meanwhile everyone knows she's nothing more than a blowjob in a parking lot!
by O.G. Junior Mint May 30, 2008
Get the blowjob in a parking lot mug.Word used to describe that up your ass ,annoying , vegan you may know who claims to know every thing , be superior to everyone, and condemn any meat eater alive because they are vegan. However, this same said person wears leather jackets, boots, belts and/or has leather purses/handbags.
The vegancrite condemned us to hell for eating hamburgers as she turned around and walked away in her leather motorcycle boots, leather jacket clutching her leather purse. On a scale of 1 to 10 on the how full of shit is this person meter a vegancrite is about a 15.
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Get the Vegancrite mug.A phenomena becoming more frequent amongst white women with big noses. These said white women think by getting a nose piercing that their beak is somehow going to look smaller. When, in fact, it just makes their nose look that much painfully bigger.
Dude 1- Sweet Jesus, checkout the snow cone on that girl!
Dude 2- Wow, her nose looks worse now with that piercing than it did before!
Dude 2- Wow, her nose looks worse now with that piercing than it did before!
by O.G. Junior Mint May 28, 2015
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A free range, organic, vegan, peanut butter and jelly taco stand?!?!? What the hip is going on here?!?!!? She claims to play lead xylophone in a Run DMC cover band. What the hip is that all about!?!!?
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Also, a unit of measurement to determine just how self absorbed, attention needy and undateable some people actually are through the amount of selfies they put on Instagram, as if Facebook isn't enough.
Also, a unit of measurement to determine just how self absorbed, attention needy and undateable some people actually are through the amount of selfies they put on Instagram, as if Facebook isn't enough.
Guy 1- "Whoa! That chick has about 350 selfies on Instagram."
Guy 2- "Yeah, wow, that makes her about a 7.5/10 on the undateable scale. Good luck to anyone stuck with her."
Even though that hipster has put up 200 "art" photos on Instagram that look like they were left out in the sun on the end of a coffee table and substituted as a drink coaster, he's considered the hip of the hipest now by the hipster community.
Guy 2- "Yeah, wow, that makes her about a 7.5/10 on the undateable scale. Good luck to anyone stuck with her."
Even though that hipster has put up 200 "art" photos on Instagram that look like they were left out in the sun on the end of a coffee table and substituted as a drink coaster, he's considered the hip of the hipest now by the hipster community.
by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015
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