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A metal hanger, usually kept in bathrooms, that is used to break up chunks of fecal matter that may plug the toilet.
"Brian! Brian! I plugged your guy's toilet up."
Brian responds, "Why didn't you use the poop hanger?"
"Poop hanger? What the fuck is that?"
Brian answers, " We keep it on the back of the toilet. You use it to break up large turds so the toilet doesn't plug up"
"That's fucking gross. Get a plunger like a normal person."
Brian responds, "Why didn't you use the poop hanger?"
"Poop hanger? What the fuck is that?"
Brian answers, " We keep it on the back of the toilet. You use it to break up large turds so the toilet doesn't plug up"
"That's fucking gross. Get a plunger like a normal person."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
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The hype or consuming of information related to the act of a famous or well known person getting caught engaging secretly in acts they publicly denounce.
Typically applies to politicians, but also frequently occurs with well known pastors or ministers who frequently inject their political thoughts publicly.
The hype or consuming of information related to the act of a famous or well known person getting caught engaging secretly in acts they publicly denounce.
Typically applies to politicians, but also frequently occurs with well known pastors or ministers who frequently inject their political thoughts publicly.
Patrick was a pastor at a large megachurch. He was frequently on television denouncing homosexuality. When Patrick was caught paying for sex with a male prostitute, the entire event turned into politipornography.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
Get the politipornography mug.Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
Get the bean water squirts mug.1) A botanical garden living in someone's asshole
2) Someone who enjoys woody objects shoved in to their rectum
2) Someone who enjoys woody objects shoved in to their rectum
"When I fart, it smells like lilac"
"That's because you have a fucking flower garden in you anal arboretum"
"That's because you have a fucking flower garden in you anal arboretum"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018
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My friend stuck his fingers in my face when we were at the store
"Ugh!" I gasped, "What the fuck is that?"
"It's Melissa's vagina, I was fingering her."
"Damn, all those cats she has gave her cat poop pussy."
"Ugh!" I gasped, "What the fuck is that?"
"It's Melissa's vagina, I was fingering her."
"Damn, all those cats she has gave her cat poop pussy."
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Past Tense: Shurpped
Verb: Shurpping
When one consumes food or beverage, or suffers from illness, that causes deep level intestinal gases to be expelled through the mouth releasing a strong odor that causes the people around you to wonder who farted.
Past Tense: Shurpped
Verb: Shurpping
When one consumes food or beverage, or suffers from illness, that causes deep level intestinal gases to be expelled through the mouth releasing a strong odor that causes the people around you to wonder who farted.
Kevin binged last night on coca-cola, jalapeno cheese fries, greasy pizza, and a glass of milk. This gave him a bad case of the shurps at work the next day. Sally, a woman Kevin had a crush on, walked by his cubicle and gagged on the shurp smell. "Kevin!", she said, "Please use the bathroom next time you fart. We have to share this office with everyone." Kevin was so embarrassed he didn't bother to explain that he did not fart, he shurpped.
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A phrase describing an overweight stable genius after his annual physical.
A phrase describing an overweight stable genius after his annual physical.
by Nutzen YerMouf January 16, 2018
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