130 definitions by Nutzen YerMouf
A time in the morning before going to work when one is pooping while debating on Twitter, Facebook, or some other social media. It may also include watching videos or playing games on your cell phone.
Similar to "Twitter Shit."
Similar to "Twitter Shit."
1) The president enjoyed executive time so much that he often didn't make it to work until 11:00 AM.
2) My boss yelled at me for being late to work. I replied to his complaints, "I have to get executive time in or the day will just be a waste."
2) My boss yelled at me for being late to work. I replied to his complaints, "I have to get executive time in or the day will just be a waste."
by Nutzen YerMouf January 19, 2018
John had to poop real bad while he was at work. He ran to the office restroom and let it go. It was such a relief to let it all out, it gave him a case of the hungry shits. It also packed the toilet. When John went to flush, it didn't go down. John was in a dilemma, so he snuck out of the toilet real quick and ran to find the janitor. "Hey, Ed," John said to the janitor, "somebody plugged the toilet."
Ed replied, "Are you trying to plug and blame again? You did that 3 times this week. You think I don't realize 'somebody always plugs the toilet' just when you happen to need it? Asshole. Do us a favor and shit at home."
Ed replied, "Are you trying to plug and blame again? You did that 3 times this week. You think I don't realize 'somebody always plugs the toilet' just when you happen to need it? Asshole. Do us a favor and shit at home."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 28, 2018
Past tense: pseudified
Verb: pseudifying
The act of creating or generating news that is easily proven false, but either advances your agenda or makes you money.
Creating fictional stories and claiming they are true, passing them off as news. All other news is declared "Fake".
Verb: pseudifying
The act of creating or generating news that is easily proven false, but either advances your agenda or makes you money.
Creating fictional stories and claiming they are true, passing them off as news. All other news is declared "Fake".
Donald didn't like the news about Russian collusion, so his friends at a large news organization tried to help him out by creating pseudified stories. This process is called pseudification.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017
Eric was about to go down on Jessica when he noticed all of the blisters and scabs covering her vulva. He puked in his mouth a little and decided not to pull a herpes fuck on her, she had a scabby snatch and he didn't want to catch whatever it was she had.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 20, 2018
Zeke loved the smell of semen. So he hired some guys to come to his house and masturbate on him while he was in the bathtub, taking a lovely salty bath.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 20, 2018
"I don't know Billy Bob," Cletus said, "but lately mine and the ol' ladies sex life hasn't been so good."
"dick 'er bun!" Billy Bob exclaimed.
"dick 'er bun!" Billy Bob exclaimed.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 20, 2018