Definitions by Nutzen YerMouf
Douchedick
Plural: Douchedicks
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked
1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman
2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked
1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman
2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.
Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.
2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.
Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.
2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.
Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
Douchedick by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
Stickeys
Paste Tense: Stickeyed
In reference to computer keyboards, where the keys begin sticking; typically as a result of masturbatory emissions.
In reference to computer keyboards, where the keys begin sticking; typically as a result of masturbatory emissions.
I need to buy a new keyboard, my current one has stickeys.
Jon went to use his Dad's computer and realized it had been stickeyed. Jon promptly washed his hands.
Jon went to use his Dad's computer and realized it had been stickeyed. Jon promptly washed his hands.
Stickeys by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
shouldwood
When subjected to something that should give a male an erection, but does not. Not true erectile dysfunction as it can occur in young and fully functioning men. Often associated with a time when a male wants to masturbate, but cannot gain erection.
Tom was looking at porn on his computer trying to masturbate over busty MILFS, but where his erection should be was only a shouldwood.
shouldwood by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
junior-trumphair
A style of hair where the hair is slicked back and greasy looking. Often worn by douchedicks while they are on national television railing against fake news.
junior-trumphair by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
plastisnatch
Elizabeth left her plastic surgeons office after getting her nose job. It was her 5th plastic surgery this year and she was starting to look like a plastisnatch.
plastisnatch by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017