muddy deudrop

The liquefied diarrhea excrement that rolls out of your pant leg when you walk and defecate at the same time. Usually the expectation is that the excrement will be a solid and they can perform a stealth deudrop, but are often surprised when the feces is liquefied.
Fred was walking behind Martin when he noticed Martin's pant leg turn born and wet. Martin then ran to the nearest bathroom. Jon walked up as Martin ran away and asked what was wrong. Fred replied, "I think he tried to deudrop, but it was a muddy deudrop. Poor guy. hahahaha, ahhhh it stinks."
by Nutzen YerMouf June 09, 2017
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trailer park pretty

A woman that is only attractive within the context of a trailer park.
She's not ugly, she would be beautiful in a trailer park and that is just about it.

Vanessa could have any man in the trailer park (and just about has), she is trailer park pretty.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 08, 2018
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urban dic cleaning

"Man, dickles has like a hundred shitty definitions. It's time for an urban dic cleaning"
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Stinky Steve

Stinky Steve was very popular in the 1990's until he started going bald and was afraid of doing so on television.
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bean water squirts

Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.
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practice wood

The male in the relationship when a female "virgin" has sexual intercourse with a male but the female does not count it against her virginity.
A girl who had practice wood often wears a purity ring. This is used to make others believe she is still a virgin, and help her to believe it herself.

Ron wanted to be Rebecca's practice wood . He proclaimed himself a Christian and joined the local Young Republican's group. When around her, he would say "Praise Jesus" whenever anything remotely good happened. After 3 days, Ron became Rebecca's practice wood. Ron also discovered he wasn't her first practice wood, even though she was "still a virgin."

When a girl is "Still a virgin" because she wants to wait until she is married before having sex, she will engage in sexual intercourse with a male (the practice wood), but not count it and still proclaim her virginity.
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clam cooking

Another name for vaginal steaming, often done because a person believes it is healthy despite it being very unhealthy.
Despite medical advice, Beth believed her yoni needed cleansing. So she went to an alternative clinic to get a clam cooking. Beth is an idiot.
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