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vagibag

Using the vagina as a storage location, much like a purse or bag.
Cassandra kept her phone in her vagibag.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
mugGet the vagibagmug.

Microsoft Excel

Software created by Microsoft that non-technical people use instead of a database, or cheap companies use as a crappy application studio.
We have 6,000 Microsoft Excel files out there that are exactly identical in reference to the type of data they store. It would be perfect for a database, but we use Excel because the web server we store them on is already paid for by another department and we don't want to pay for a database.

Microsoft Excel VBA applications need to die. You will never get a real programmer to stay around if all you want them to do is build VBA applications with that shit because you are too cheap to buy Visual Studio. This may be why your turnover is so high or your developers lack motivation and ambition to do real work.

My shitty job wants me to program in VBScript and Microsoft Excel VBA. I am looking for a new job because I value my skills and wish to avoid Excel hell.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018
mugGet the Microsoft Excelmug.
It's the people.

Banning guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Giving all citizens guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Putting armed guards in schools, arming teachers, gun restrictions or prohibitions, school lock-downs, won't solve this.

These all are reactions to the problem, they do not solve the core problem.

The problem is the American people. Everyone is so concerned with what we can do after the fact, that no one cares to look in to why we have a relatively large population that wants to go in to schools and shoot them up.
Another school shooting, more politicians screaming about more guns, less guns, gun restrictions on psychopaths... The real problem with America is the people.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 6, 2018
mugGet the The real problem with Americamug.

anal arboretum

1) A botanical garden living in someone's asshole
2) Someone who enjoys woody objects shoved in to their rectum
"When I fart, it smells like lilac"
"That's because you have a fucking flower garden in you anal arboretum"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018
mugGet the anal arboretummug.

brofiver

A person who has to constantly give high fives to others over every trivial success or event. Usually male, and usually a douchedick.
Brock won at rock,paper,scissors and had to go around the room to give everyone high-fives to celebrate his success. Brock is a brofiver.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
mugGet the brofivermug.

Reactionary

A person too stupid to think through the consequences of actions.
Joe was attending the MAGA rally when a man with a sign walked by. Joe yelled at him, "Fucking libtard commie asshole!"
The man with the sign turned just as Joe's fist connected with his face. The man dropped his "Make America Great Again" sign face up. Joe saw it and said, "Oh damn, I thought you were one of those hippy protesters."
The man was twice the size of Joe, and now he was pissed. Much like Joe, he was also a reactionary. Joe got his ass kicked.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018
mugGet the Reactionarymug.

blister shaft

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
mugGet the blister shaftmug.

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