Definitions by Nutzen YerMouf

squattel 

The act of squatting to defecate when a proper toilet is not available

Jon ran behind the tree to squattel because no toilet was nearby.

squattel by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

boxerball 

Verb: Boxerballing

When you lay in bed at night with your hands in your boxer shorts playing with your testicles.

Ronald lay in bed at night boxerballing while watching an episode of Ellen.

boxerball by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

Stickeys 

Paste Tense: Stickeyed

In reference to computer keyboards, where the keys begin sticking; typically as a result of masturbatory emissions.

I need to buy a new keyboard, my current one has stickeys.

Jon went to use his Dad's computer and realized it had been stickeyed. Jon promptly washed his hands.

Stickeys by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

junior-trumphair 

A style of hair where the hair is slicked back and greasy looking. Often worn by douchedicks while they are on national television railing against fake news.

His junior-trumphair made him look ridiculous.

junior-trumphair by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

shouldwood 

When subjected to something that should give a male an erection, but does not. Not true erectile dysfunction as it can occur in young and fully functioning men. Often associated with a time when a male wants to masturbate, but cannot gain erection.

Tom was looking at porn on his computer trying to masturbate over busty MILFS, but where his erection should be was only a shouldwood.

shouldwood by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

plastisnatch 

Plural: plastisnatches

A woman who has undergone an excessive amount of plastic surgery

Elizabeth left her plastic surgeons office after getting her nose job. It was her 5th plastic surgery this year and she was starting to look like a plastisnatch.

plastisnatch by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

menstradump 

The heavy flow of menstruation of a woman

Shandra sat on the toilet for over an hour menstradumping.

menstradump by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017