seattle

About as far away as you can go and still stay in the Lower 48. There is an obsession with kings there, with the now destroyed Kingdome, the fact Seattle is in King County, and KING-TV. Of course, the king of the world, Bill Gates, who partly contributed to this and every other entry on this page, lives near Seattle, in Medina.
by Nutmegger February 14, 2004
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pockument

A pocket document (document you can stick in your pocket). Examples include passport, driver's license, social security card...
Daddy, don't forget your pockuments when going to work.
by Nutmegger October 05, 2003
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Stamford, CT

Stamford is overrated. Yeah, low crime and all, but there's no affordable housing for sale, traffic is horrendous, Metro-North fees keep going up, public school kids are stupid, downtown is a concrete jungle... I do love the beaches - you can sit down on the sand, close your eyes and listen to the Hondurans playing their Spanish music. Almost feels like you're in the Caribbean. Then take a swim, read a book and start the journey home, still smelling the salt air as you cruise down Shippan Avenue. Man, you was wrong. Stamford's the shit! You've got the mall, the library, the new Target and low crime! And diversity! And the library has a Starbucks. I'm sold.
Q: "So, where are you from?"
A: "I'm from Stamford."
Q: "So what's it like living in California?"
A: "No you fucknut. I said Stamford, not University of Beijing at Palo Alto."
Q: "I don't get it."
by Nutmegger April 02, 2005
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Wichita

A medium-sized "city" in "Kansas". There's not much to say about it.
I'm going to Wichita. Far from this opera forevermore.
by Nutmegger November 27, 2004
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Vancouver

Large city in the province of British Columbia in western Canada. Includes suburban areas such as Surrey and New Westminster in its metro area. A lot of movies are made here. Basketball team moved to Memphis, Tennessee.
I didn't know if I had arrived in Vancouver until someone told me I had.
by Nutmegger September 24, 2003
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el

The Chicago elevated rail system and the biggest piece of junk in the world. Trains are slow, stops are located two blocks apart, trains stop in the middle of the track for no apparent reason and stay there for 5 minutes, stations are old, dirty and disgunting, the fare keeps going up, every once in a while trains crash. There are about 5 stops on different lines with the name "Western" and this could lead to confusion. The stop called "Central" is nowhere near Chicago's downtown. Many of the stations are elevated and don't have stair or escalator access, causing you to have to walk a shitload of steps. Luckily, the crappiness of the system means trains are rarely, if ever, overcrowded.
Tear down that piece of shit and bury it underground, where I at least don't have to look it at it on my way to work.
by Nutmegger February 16, 2004
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idaho

State in Western US known for potatoes and neo-Nazis. State university is in Moscow, mascot is Vandals (how appropriate). Short border with Canada in appropriately named Boundary County.
Idaho is shaped like a gun.
by Nutmegger September 25, 2003
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