Nubchunder

He pulled out and dumped his nubchunder all over her hot buns.
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cock dust

1. Detritus on and around the penis and testicles caused by not showering or bathing.

2. A completely unnecessary and unwanted thing or person.
1. She unveiled his throbbing manhood only to see it was covered with cock dust.

2. He was a complete idiot, ruining the whole plan. Total cock dust.
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Parrot's beak

An unusually large clitoris.
He stared in amazement at her. She was was more than ready for him. He could tell by the enormous clit thrusting out of her opening. It looked just like a parrot's beak.
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[Hole punch]

The male sex organ, moreover, a very large male sex organ.
He nailed her repeatedly with his enormous hole punch.
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arse paste

The slimy, acrid and bacteria-filled gunk which coagulates and gathers in one's crack.
The heat of the day left its telltale mark of arse paste on his shorts.
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[creamhole]

A hot and prepared-for-pounding vagina.
All I wanted to do was empty my swollen nads into her hot creamhole.
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arselet

A very small but naughty, potentially evil child. Not yet big enough to be called an arsehole (asshole) but well on the road to perfecting this dubious talent.
The child just could and would not behave; he was a little arselet.
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