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Definitions by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel

poon ninja 

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.
Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

Parrot's beak 

An unusually large clitoris.
He stared in amazement at her. She was was more than ready for him. He could tell by the enormous clit thrusting out of her opening. It looked just like a parrot's beak.

Nubchunder 

He pulled out and dumped his nubchunder all over her hot buns.

arse paste  

The slimy, acrid and bacteria-filled gunk which coagulates and gathers in one's crack.
The heat of the day left its telltale mark of arse paste on his shorts.

[creamhole] 

A hot and prepared-for-pounding vagina.
All I wanted to do was empty my swollen nads into her hot creamhole.

cock dust 

1. Detritus on and around the penis and testicles caused by not showering or bathing.

2. A completely unnecessary and unwanted thing or person.
1. She unveiled his throbbing manhood only to see it was covered with cock dust.

2. He was a complete idiot, ruining the whole plan. Total cock dust.

[Hole punch] 

He nailed her repeatedly with his enormous hole punch.