Nubba the Wandering Minstrel's definitions

arse paste

The slimy, acrid and bacteria-filled gunk which coagulates and gathers in one's crack.

The heat of the day left its telltale mark of arse paste on his shorts.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel December 24, 2008

Parrot's beak

An unusually large clitoris.

He stared in amazement at her. She was was more than ready for him. He could tell by the enormous clit thrusting out of her opening. It looked just like a parrot's beak.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel June 6, 2011

[Hole punch]

The male sex organ, moreover, a very large male sex organ.

He nailed her repeatedly with his enormous hole punch.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel May 23, 2007

poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.

Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013

Nubchunder

Male ejaculate, semen.

He pulled out and dumped his nubchunder all over her hot buns.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel May 12, 2010

[creamhole]

A hot and prepared-for-pounding vagina.

All I wanted to do was empty my swollen nads into her hot creamhole.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel December 24, 2008

cock dust

1. Detritus on and around the penis and testicles caused by not showering or bathing.

2. A completely unnecessary and unwanted thing or person.

1. She unveiled his throbbing manhood only to see it was covered with cock dust.

2. He was a complete idiot, ruining the whole plan. Total cock dust.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel July 20, 2008