Notmelol123's definitions

urban dictionary in a nutshell

1. Sex jokes
2. Editors never add your definitions (KEEP OUT!)
3. Names
4. Bad gramnar

urban dictionary in a nutshell

1. Cookie
A womans pussy

2. Loan
An act of borrowing money (KEEP OUT!)

3. Paul
A smartest person you would ever meet... (add it)

4. Pussy
Wher yu suppuse to put yo dic in

by Notmelol123 February 17, 2022

The Last of Us Part II

Dogshit story with amazing fluid gameplay, extreme goriness and great stealth mechanics

The Last of Us Part II had one of most boriest stories and yet they got 10 out of 10 from IGN, whereas Doom got 7.1 out of 10. IGN, more like 'I suck my moms boobs for dinner'

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

qvqgqyqtqfqcqrqdqxqeqsqzqwqaqqquqhqbqiqjqnqoqkqmqpql

You reached prolonged levels of boredom to the point where vgytfcrdxeszwaquhbijnokmpl wasnt enough. You first tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. Then you tried mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq etc, etc.

Mom walks into the room
Mom: what are you doing?
Son: i typed qvqgqyqtqfqcqrqdqxqeqsqzqwqaqqquqhqbqiqjqnqoqkqmqpql in urbandictionary
Mom: calls 911

by Notmelol123 January 5, 2022

Prolonged grief disorder

Prolonged grief disorder (PGD) is a mental disorder consisiting a clearly separated set of symptoms following death of close one. Symptoms include Depression, Emotional pain, Loneliness, Identity disturbance. Difficult accepting loss is also common. No guarantee onset of PGD. Known risk factors include one-time incidents: Miscarriage, Death either by homicide or suicide, Death in hospital. Long-term predictors include: Childhood separation anxiety, Parental abuse, Emotional dependency. Tricyclic antidepressants alone or together with interpersonal psychotherapy ineffective in reducing PGD symptoms, and psychotherapy designed specifically for PGD has been proven to be beneficial.

Or in typical urban dictionary fashion: Prolonged grief disorder is a mental disorder where a player is destroying player's bases and stuff for their own pleasure

by Notmelol123 May 28, 2022

Joe mama sucked my dick

A counter attack to opponent when he says "Who's Joe Mama?"

P1: Joe
P2: Who's Joe?
P1: Joe mama
P2: Who's Joe mama?
P1: Joe mama sucked my dick

by Notmelol123 March 14, 2022

Write for a large audience

And by large they mean 2 people

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Some idiot: Okay got it
Some idiot: Why no one likes my definition?

by Notmelol123 May 31, 2022

No you hang up

A fucking shitshow where you and your gf will say "no you hang up"

Me: It's time to go
Gf: You hang up
Me: No you hang up
Gf: You should hang up
Me: No, you should hang up
Basically a loop of no u

by Notmelol123 February 10, 2022