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More random definitions

Imagine being THAT bored. Can't be me who defined this lol

More random definitions. Why bother copying it from below definitions anyway?

by Notmelol123 March 14, 2022

No you hang up

A fucking shitshow where you and your gf will say "no you hang up"

Me: It's time to go
Gf: You hang up
Me: No you hang up
Gf: You should hang up
Me: No, you should hang up
Basically a loop of no u

by Notmelol123 February 10, 2022

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

Greetings Syndrome

It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.

Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior

Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications

-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone

Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications

Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet

Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can

Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases

Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy

If Greetings Syndrome was real, would it be more like this? Or more like other disorder variant?

by Notmelol123 January 31, 2022

Idiot syndrome

People who believe other idiots. They also go and show their idiocy. Idiot syndrome is easily spreadable

List of symptoms:
-Falls for misinformation
-Below avarge iq
-Believing in stupid things
-Idiocy
Symptoms that develop after 2-8 weeks:
-Believing earth is flat
-Believing in santa claus
-Believing video games cause violence
-Believing vaccines cause autism
-Believing mental disorder dont exist
-Believing viruses dont exist

Idiot syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persists for 2 weeks
-Goes out and shares their idiocy

Idiot syndrome background:
There was a one idiot on phone who decided to write up about idiot syndrome on urban dictionary

Idiot syndrome cure and treatment:
Currently there is no cure for idiot syndrome. However there are 2 treatments know as special needs school, and fact check. They decrease idiocy and increase intelligence.

Idiot syndrome cases:
4,800,986,012 (uprising)

These cases include:
-Tiktokers
-Urban dictionary voulnteer editors who decide which definition they will accept
-One idiot who decided make this definition
-Discord moderators
-Reddit users
-Reddit moderators
-Twitter users
-Urban dictionary definition makers
-Prank channels
-Reaction channels
-Logan and Jake Paul followers

Idiot syndrome prevention:
-High intellect
-Early education
-Good parenting

Whoa, why cases are this big?

Cause idiot syndrome is easily transmitable

by Notmelol123 January 30, 2022

faking disorder

Pretending to have disorders (such as ADHD, depression...). Most people fake it because they want attention, likes, shares, views and comments. It's mostly done in social media (such as TikTok, Instagram...). Here's the list of commonly faked disorders:
-Tics (common in TikTok)

-ADHD
-Depression (common in Snapchat and Instagram)

-OCD (common in TikTok)

-Autism
-DID (common in TikTok)
-Anxiety

To spot a fake disorder, here's some red flags you should follow (this list will assume that you're on social media and looking at their video):

-Look at the comments (look for 'you faking it' or something, the faker would probably say something like 'no i have it, you are the faker')

-Look at older and newer content (effective for Tics and OCD)

-They alter to other personality in the beat of music (effective for DID)

-They threaten you that they will alter to you and beat you (effective for DID)

-They have vhs edited Bart Simpson, some 'deep feeling' music and says something like 'I want to die' 'I want to end it' 'I cant do this anymore' (effective for Depression)

-They have list of 'disorders' that they have (commom in tiktok)

-They list of 'personalities' that they alter to (example: they take picture of popular youtuber (usually minecrafter), the make dogshit like
-Jikk He/Him hates you, bald
-Ienhu He/Him hates transgander people
-TechnoNoob He/Him has adhd, trash at minecraft
)

*Due to 1500 character limit there isnt more red flags*

You: You're faking disorder
Him: fuck you, i gonna alter to you and beat you
You: try surviving cod voice chat lol, gl n00b

by Notmelol123 January 20, 2022

Very overweight

A synonym for moderator, administrator and avarage reddit life

Joe: Dude, this guy is very overweight
Mama: He's probably discord moderator or reddit administrator
Joe: Yeah, I agree

by Notmelol123 May 22, 2022