Notmelol123's definitions

The Last of Us Part II

Dogshit story with amazing fluid gameplay, extreme goriness and great stealth mechanics

The Last of Us Part II had one of most boriest stories and yet they got 10 out of 10 from IGN, whereas Doom got 7.1 out of 10. IGN, more like 'I suck my moms boobs for dinner'

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

urbandictionary.store

A website that no one goes to

urbandictionary.store sells mugs with custom words which is nice

by Notmelol123 May 24, 2022

No you hang up

A fucking shitshow where you and your gf will say "no you hang up"

Me: It's time to go
Gf: You hang up
Me: No you hang up
Gf: You should hang up
Me: No, you should hang up
Basically a loop of no u

by Notmelol123 February 10, 2022

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

She stretched like that on purpose

YouTube's shitty algorithm thought that I was looking for half naked big tits, when in reality I was searching for 'Escape from Tarkov'

'She stretched like that on purpose' is a video whenever you search for something on YouTube

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

How to type correctly

This tutorial is for urban dictionary users.
1. Use auto correct
2. Google words that you think you misspelled
3. Make sure it's easy to read
4. Write in plain english
5. Don't write long sentences
6. Be sure to use commas

How to type correctly

1. Bad english
Plain
Somethinf that can be visuallized clearl thefeore it makes easier to grab it

Example:
Its very visually plain

2. Proper english
Plain
Something that can be seen clearly.
It also refers to simple, basic, completely.

Example:
This bird is in plain view.
It's a plain design.
This guy is plain stupid.

by Notmelol123 February 19, 2022

rettiwt

Twitter backwards. It also means that you are bored to death

rettiwt sound like retweet

by Notmelol123 May 25, 2022