Notmelol123's definitions
urban dictionary in a nutshell
1. Cookie
A womans pussy
2. Loan
An act of borrowing money (KEEP OUT!)
3. Paul
A smartest person you would ever meet... (add it)
4. Pussy
Wher yu suppuse to put yo dic in
1. Cookie
A womans pussy
2. Loan
An act of borrowing money (KEEP OUT!)
3. Paul
A smartest person you would ever meet... (add it)
4. Pussy
Wher yu suppuse to put yo dic in
by Notmelol123 February 17, 2022
Get the urban dictionary in a nutshellmug. So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
by Notmelol123 May 9, 2022
Get the How to poopmug. The Last of Us Part II had one of most boriest stories and yet they got 10 out of 10 from IGN, whereas Doom got 7.1 out of 10. IGN, more like 'I suck my moms boobs for dinner'
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
Get the The Last of Us Part IImug. You reached prolonged levels of boredom to the point where vgytfcrdxeszwaquhbijnokmpl wasnt enough. You first tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. Then you tried mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq etc, etc.
Mom walks into the room
Mom: what are you doing?
Son: i typed qvqgqyqtqfqcqrqdqxqeqsqzqwqaqqquqhqbqiqjqnqoqkqmqpql in urbandictionary
Mom: calls 911
Mom: what are you doing?
Son: i typed qvqgqyqtqfqcqrqdqxqeqsqzqwqaqqquqhqbqiqjqnqoqkqmqpql in urbandictionary
Mom: calls 911
by Notmelol123 January 5, 2022
Get the qvqgqyqtqfqcqrqdqxqeqsqzqwqaqqquqhqbqiqjqnqoqkqmqpqlmug. This needs a fixing. Here's a proper version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never define someone's name or post people’s personal information.
Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work
You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work
by Notmelol123 May 23, 2022
Get the Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.mug. It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.
Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior
Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications
-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone
Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications
Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet
Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can
Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases
Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy
Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior
Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications
-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone
Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications
Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet
Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can
Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases
Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy
by Notmelol123 January 31, 2022
Get the Greetings Syndromemug. Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
Get the Why did the condom cross the road?mug.