Not so super Dj Gennady's definitions

Asian Fever

A condition which strikes mostly males. The symptoms of this condition include a longing for companionship and sexual pleasure from Asian women. Sufferers of this condition will show agressive tendencies that will cause them to act goofy around any girl with almond-shaped eyes, black hair, and exhibiting any kind of other supposed stereotype about Asian women. Because of cultural differences, however, most sufferers of Asian Fever are never cured.

After leaving the motherland, I had my own bout with Asian Fever when I returned to the states, but I got over it.

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 17, 2003

Pennsylvania

A powerful state in the Eastern portion of the country. The Keystone State is made up of Pennsylvania proper and its external territories of Delaware and Southern New Jersey (hey, it has a friggin' sinister looking Keystone as its logo). The state is divided into three regions: 1.Philadelphia/East, 2. Pittsburgh/West, and the T- a solid GOP controlled, rural territory that is reminiscent of everywhere in Ohio outside of Cleveland. This state has the dubious distinction of having possibly the shittiest roads in the nation. From farting around outside Uniontown to the '40's era PA turnpike, you will never find shittier roads anywhere else. Also famous for being the home of the Delcaration of Independence, the Constitution, Heinz Ketchup, and freaky place names like Eighty-Four, Conshoshcockton, and King of Prussia (named for a bar).

I was lucky to survive that trip on the PA Turnpike.

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 19, 2003

The Ring

Trippy horror movie that teaches kids not to watch strange videos with small children, kill kids, or make possessed, evil bitches sleep with horses. The special effects also rock... the movie was based off of a popular Japanese movie that was even better. For a taste of the true gore in the movie, rent ti. see also hella died.

Do not fear for you will soon see the ring.

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 12, 2003

Barcelona

Capital of the Catalian region of Spain. The city contains the Sangrada Familia cathedral, a big Picasso museum, and is the home of Real Madrid nemisis, FC Barca.

Montjuic, Nou Camp, and the Columbus statue are other highlights of Barcelona.

by Not so super DJ Gennady August 18, 2003

kamasutra

Hindu religious text that shows sexual positions in some parts and gives other helpful tips such as smearing a man's penis in buffalo butter will keep him at attention for weeks among others...

Arkadi threw out his back after attempting kamasuta positions with Svetlana.

by Not so super DJ Gennady April 8, 2003

Dance Dance Revolution

Komani developed game that tests coordination by stepping on arrows on a corresponding pad. The game has some good songs, but is evil because it has the power to possess people to do things they would not usually do. The game may also be phase one in some kind of subliminal Japanese takeover of the world.

You have won DDR, and also the curse that comes with it.

by Not so super DJ Gennady September 12, 2003

DG

Dead girl. They are often found roaming the streets of the inner cities or anywhere for that matter in their rigor-mortis like stance. They often congregate together. In a more advanced state than POGS-passed out girls

Dude, Natalya, check out alla those DG's!

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 9, 2003