8 definitions by Not a Philistine

verbal vomit

A forceful and continuous stream of many hurtful, hateful, angry, insulting, personal verbal attacks.

I feel I need to take a shower after she spewed all that verbal vomit at me.

by Not a Philistine December 3, 2016

noise bully

A person(s) who disturbs another person(s) quiet enjoyment of peace either purposely or doesn't care or amazingly doesn't know with their self-absorbed, child-like, disrespectful, and rude Loudness. Several examples include: talking on a cell phone, talking period, headphones/ear buds, "music" (especially distorted bass, angry rock, obscene rap), partying, arguing, yelling at kids to be quiet, TV, radio, video games, revving motorcycles, screeching tires, slamming doors, pounding repeatedly on a door, honking horns, musical instruments, loud sex, and perhaps the worst--barking dogs.

Here we go again, the noise bully in the apartment is partying and playing his "music" so loud it is disturbing everyone's quiet enjoyment of peace.

by Not a Philistine December 13, 2016

mental athlete

A person who is devoted to intellectual pursuits and studies.

Since he's a mental athlete, he should be good on the TV game show Jeopardy.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

bloody mary

Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.

I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

so cave

1. Very outdated.

2. Anything that is poor taste and lacks common decency.

His smart phone is so cave.

His table manners are so cave.

by Not a Philistine September 27, 2016

sick prick

A penis with any sexually transmitted disease especially gonorrhea.

I CAN'T FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND FOR SEVERAL MORE DAYS CAUSE I GOT A SICK PRICK.

by Not a Philistine October 4, 2016

pimp a baby

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.

It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.

by Not a Philistine December 3, 2016