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Jock

A person, who, contributes little or nothing to society.

A person who usually picks on the nerd or someone smaller than him See: Coward

Usually plays football or some other sport that honestly will not help them in the long run.

____________Note Below_______________

JOCKS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL ATHLETES.

Real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at IE: Swimming, Running, playing Basketball, Boxing.

Many MANY Jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future.

Jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future.

Their lack of IQ and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either.

Jocks own ricers and (Despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet.
The jock is the epitome of wastefulness - An unknown Roman soldier before the fall of rome.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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NinjaPirate

The ultimate Hybrid, See also PirateNinja

Ninja and Pirate relationships are forbidden, but when they happen, they can have some mean kids.
NinjaPirates are faster than light itself.
by Not Zane July 23, 2004
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Gladius

A short sword used by the Romans. They liked the hispanic design of swords so much that they adopted it and increased on the design.


The roman gladius was used mainly for stabbing, as their short profile allowed them to glide quickly through the air and penetrate through armor.
There are four known types of gladius's,

Hispaniesis, Mainz, Fulham, Pompeii.

A breakoff design of the mainz type gladius is called the Mainz-Reingonheim.
by Not Zane August 19, 2004
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Billy talent

Very good band. Not the best band out there, but still one of the better ones.
Billy Talent rocks. - General Lee the day before his surrender
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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math class

A cruel and unusual mental torture involving sitting in a class for about an hour, trying to find out why the crap X and Y are such punks.

Suzy and Gary are going to a store, he buys 16,000 rounds for an M16, Suzy wants to buy an AK-47. Clearly Suzy has made the better choice, as she needs 17,000 more ammo magazines for it. 24 people are standing in line somewhere else, what is the meaning of life, what is the best car ever made. 14 more people want to buy guns. I have a pet dog, which is totally unrelated to this math problem, but hey, its math, its not supposed to make sense. Solve for X, punk!
Math class made me have multiple fractures in my skull, due to the fact that I slam my head on the desk for my free time during math class, as it is less agonizing than wracking my brain to solve a problem.

Tee hee.
by Not Zane September 15, 2004
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Book

In the twilight zone, an episode which showed the dissappereance of humankind, there was one guy left in the world, a bookish type of person that read all the books that he possibly could.
In the end of the episode, he finds out he had all the time in the world to read every single book in human history, the problem was, that he broke his glasses, and could not read any book. he screamed "I had all the time in the world!"

Lesson of the episode? Dont take things for granted.


Books are cool, if you find the time to get interested in one that is.
by Not Zane August 3, 2004
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gansta grip

Something that "gangsters" do by holding a handgun sideways, holding a handgun sideways will not only lower the accuracy to a minimum, it is also easy to disarm the ignorant fool that was holding it sideways.
Im glad gangsters dont know how to use firearms, just makes it that much easier to run.
by Not Zane July 29, 2004
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