Not Jaffa's definitions

Space Penguin

Celestial body that arrived there despite not being able to fly.

No one knew how it became to be in orbit. It was a space penguin.

by Not Jaffa April 10, 2019

Checkersmate

When you are doing scat play at sprays your partner and makes them look like a checkers board.

I sharted during our scat session and now you're my checkersmate.

by Not Jaffa January 11, 2023

Mind Shandy

A hands free orgasm or hands free hand shandy.

She hypnotised him and gave him a mind shandy

by Not Jaffa June 5, 2021

Pillow Biscuit

Used to describe someone with a sexy voluptuous body who shows slutty tendencies.

Look at that slut at the bar. She's totally shameless. She's a real pillow biscuit.

by Not Jaffa January 16, 2020

Whipped Mayo

Cum.

He went into his bedroom to make some whipped mayo.

by Not Jaffa July 17, 2021

squerflog

When you get a piece of wood and it's got a squerf on the side of it.

Check out that old tree. It's got a squerflog on that branch.

by Not Jaffa October 20, 2018

squerflog

Squerflog is a Scandinavian term for fun race held between two sleds holding a dog and pulled by two people. It translates to The Husky Men Race.

It snowed last night. We should get the sleds out and take the dogs for a squerflog.

by Not Jaffa October 20, 2018