Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Not Jaffa

Checkersmate

When you are doing scat play at sprays your partner and makes them look like a checkers board.

I sharted during our scat session and now you're my checkersmate.

He went into his bedroom to make some whipped mayo.

A hands free orgasm or hands free hand shandy.

She hypnotised him and gave him a mind shandy

Used to describe someone with a sexy voluptuous body who shows slutty tendencies.

Look at that slut at the bar. She's totally shameless. She's a real pillow biscuit.

Celestial body that arrived there despite not being able to fly.

No one knew how it became to be in orbit. It was a space penguin.

When you get a piece of wood and it's got a squerf on the side of it.

Check out that old tree. It's got a squerflog on that branch.

squerflog by Not Jaffa October 20, 2018

Squerflog is a Scandinavian term for fun race held between two sleds holding a dog and pulled by two people. It translates to The Husky Men Race.

It snowed last night. We should get the sleds out and take the dogs for a squerflog.

squerflog by Not Jaffa October 20, 2018