Definitions by Nonsensicalme

kersplashnakov 

A Russian pee-shooter.

I picked up a couple kersplashnakovs in Moscow and got face-blasted by a firing squad all night.

kersplashnakov by Nonsensicalme May 10, 2018

cuckromancer 

A man who gets aroused watching his lady cheat on him with corpses. Typically while dressed as a wizard.

As she mounted the cadaver, she noted her lover's arousal, and she thought being with a cuckromancer might be ok after all.

cuckromancer by Nonsensicalme August 18, 2017

Gentrifugal force 

The irresistable drive that sends white people to live on the outskirts of any major metropolitan area.

There used to be white neighborhoods downtown, but gentrifugal force pushed them to the suburbs.

Gentrifugal force by Nonsensicalme August 10, 2017

Dognosing 

When spooning in bed with a partner, dognosing is pressing the glans of one's cold, flaccid penis to the small of their back and adjacent areas, preferably post-coitus and with a drop of urine/semen clinging to the urethral slit.

My girlfriend kicked me out of bed for dognosing her.

Dognosing by Nonsensicalme May 28, 2017