perfidiosyncrasy

A lie so completely fabricated and insane it turns out to be true.

I told my grade school friends I’d traveled to the future. A classic perfidiosyncrasy, they asked me who was president. Donald Trump, i lied. They didn’t believe anything I said after that.

by Nonsensicalme December 23, 2018

Martyr economy

An economic condition under which people must subsidize their living through crowdfunding and appeals to charity.

In this martyr economy, we had to go on Facebook to collect money to buy jimmy a new liver.

by Nonsensicalme July 31, 2018

Gentrifugal force

The irresistable drive that sends white people to live on the outskirts of any major metropolitan area.

There used to be white neighborhoods downtown, but gentrifugal force pushed them to the suburbs.

by Nonsensicalme August 04, 2017

Shitribute

A personality flaw masquerading as a virtue.

Politicians generally have a collection of shitributes standing in for a personality.

by Nonsensicalme December 12, 2019