perfidiosyncrasy

A lie so completely fabricated and insane it turns out to be true.

I told my grade school friends I’d traveled to the future. A classic perfidiosyncrasy, they asked me who was president. Donald Trump, i lied. They didn’t believe anything I said after that.

by Nonsensicalme December 23, 2018

Shitribute

A personality flaw masquerading as a virtue.

Politicians generally have a collection of shitributes standing in for a personality.

by Nonsensicalme December 12, 2019

Gentrifugal force

The irresistable drive that sends white people to live on the outskirts of any major metropolitan area.

There used to be white neighborhoods downtown, but gentrifugal force pushed them to the suburbs.

by Nonsensicalme August 10, 2017

Fucktuplets

A human mother expecting a number of children at the same time that is so high (anything above quadruplets) it qualifies as a litter.

Didn’t Dave tell you? It isn’t just twins this time, we’re having fucktuplets!

by Nonsensicalme July 05, 2021