Nohandle@weather's definitions

Lela mean butt holder

The wife of Ryan Thomas Holder but her real name is Lela Star. Pss Nicole Kay Holder not Alonzo.

Did you see Lela mean butt holder today she didn't even pass Rye guy his weapon.

by Nohandle@weather August 27, 2021

Coffee

My definition of coffee is that I was jacking off in the train station and listening to Ariana grande and I thought it sounded cool.

If I was listening to coffee and I was probably jacking off in the train station.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Turlock

The least of women that have never evolved into taking me to that place.

Yo Turlock is right by the freeway just take the exit here, without Turlock I wouldn't have to walk to Modesto, when I'm in Turlock I like to go to Taco Bell with a girl, The Way Turlock seems is right at home

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Lamplighter inn

I need to go to The lamplighter inn so I can go down there and find my gold.

How is it at the lamplighter inn looking for the way down, how's the lamplighter in lately have you found any, without the lamplighter in I'm in the room, lamplighter inn and I'm looking for a light, thinking about my riches I'll be taking a piss at The lamplighter inn.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

The bomb

When something was off the hook.

When the girl got out she had to change and then I had to like block for her and stuff but it was still the bomb.

by Nohandle@weather September 20, 2021

VF outdoor

Today I got very drunk with my wife and went to work at VF outdoor.

VF outdoors useless, I had a boner at VF outdoor, without VF outdoor I would always be broke, VF outdoor made me think too much, after I got off of work at VF outdoor I was free.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Lump sum

This is like what it was like I got an enormous fatto freaking check and they was like do you want to be the president and I was like hell yes check me down for that don't give me a dime and then they were like okay cool.

There was a lump sum after doing Lela star in the butt, I had a lump sum and I still return to the mailbox every day, when my lump sum was finally paid I still wanted Veronica Rodriguez, if I had a lump sum right now I wouldn't have to ask for change to buy a beer.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021