Nite Owl's definitions

vagititis

n. a term for an affliction (normally applied to males) that causes one to become a pussy.

(alternate definition) n. the root cause of a man's unexplained bitchiness.

Bob said he can't go to the Tijuana Donkey Show because his mother would disapprove. I think its just a bad case of vagititis.

(alt) Glen is being a real grouch today. He must be suffering from vagititis.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

no-gotty

n. cop-speak for a non-English speaking person who hasn't bothered to obtain a driver license or liability insurance. When asked to present a license and insurance, they reply, "No gotty."

"I got in an accident with a no-gotty, now my insurance has to pay for my damages."

by Nite Owl July 10, 2007

two-ball tonic

n. slang term for semen

The wife had a sore throat, so I gave her a dose of two-ball tonic.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

muffet

(pronounced "muff-AY") n. a copious amount of attractive women.

syn. "sausagefest"

The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.

by Nite Owl December 28, 2005

scarebus

Derogatory name for "Airbus" - a European commercial aircraft company

Unless you have a death wish, don't fly on a Scarebus.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005