Nite Owl's definitions

fallout

n. the remaining, un-flushed fecal detritus that refuses to go in the first flush; usually a few flakes or the occasional stubborn dingleberry

My wife gagged when she found my fallout in the crapper after Burrito Nite.

by Nite Owl December 28, 2005

Detroit Oven

n. Expelling a rancid fart in a motor vehicle, then pushing the "window lock" button, rendering other occupants helpless to escape the malodorous assault; variation on the Dutch Oven

My wife gave me bruises when I gave her a Detroit Oven in the car last night.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

muffet

(pronounced "muff-AY") n. a copious amount of attractive women.

syn. "sausagefest"

The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.

by Nite Owl December 28, 2005

two-ball tonic

n. slang term for semen

The wife had a sore throat, so I gave her a dose of two-ball tonic.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

scarebus

Derogatory name for "Airbus" - a European commercial aircraft company

Unless you have a death wish, don't fly on a Scarebus.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005