Nite Owl's definitions

vagititis

n. a term for an affliction (normally applied to males) that causes one to become a pussy.

(alternate definition) n. the root cause of a man's unexplained bitchiness.

Bob said he can't go to the Tijuana Donkey Show because his mother would disapprove. I think its just a bad case of vagititis.

(alt) Glen is being a real grouch today. He must be suffering from vagititis.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

no-gotty

n. cop-speak for a non-English speaking person who hasn't bothered to obtain a driver license or liability insurance. When asked to present a license and insurance, they reply, "No gotty."

"I got in an accident with a no-gotty, now my insurance has to pay for my damages."

by Nite Owl July 10, 2007

fallout

n. the remaining, un-flushed fecal detritus that refuses to go in the first flush; usually a few flakes or the occasional stubborn dingleberry

My wife gagged when she found my fallout in the crapper after Burrito Nite.

by Nite Owl December 28, 2005

Detroit Oven

n. Expelling a rancid fart in a motor vehicle, then pushing the "window lock" button, rendering other occupants helpless to escape the malodorous assault; variation on the Dutch Oven

My wife gave me bruises when I gave her a Detroit Oven in the car last night.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

two-ball tonic

n. slang term for semen

The wife had a sore throat, so I gave her a dose of two-ball tonic.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005