Definitions by Nite Owl

Detroit Oven 

n. Expelling a rancid fart in a motor vehicle, then pushing the "window lock" button, rendering other occupants helpless to escape the malodorous assault; variation on the Dutch Oven

My wife gave me bruises when I gave her a Detroit Oven in the car last night.

Detroit Oven by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

tar butt 

n. particularly stubborn fecal matter that prefers to smear, as opposed to wipe-off; results in mass toilet paper usage and multiple flushes

I went through, like, two rolls of TP because I had a serious case of tar butt.

tar butt by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

vagititis

n. a term for an affliction (normally applied to males) that causes one to become a pussy.

(alternate definition) n. the root cause of a man's unexplained bitchiness.

Bob said he can't go to the Tijuana Donkey Show because his mother would disapprove. I think its just a bad case of vagititis.

(alt) Glen is being a real grouch today. He must be suffering from vagititis.

vagititis by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

pretinkle 

v. acting as if you're taking a whiz when you can't due to being pee shy; sometimes accompanied by frequent flushing in an effort to initiate urination

I was so intimidated by the size of the next guy's hog that I had to pretinkle when I couldn't go.

pretinkle by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

two-ball tonic 

n. slang term for semen

The wife had a sore throat, so I gave her a dose of two-ball tonic.

two-ball tonic by Nite Owl December 22, 2005