Detroit Oven

n. Expelling a rancid fart in a motor vehicle, then pushing the "window lock" button, rendering other occupants helpless to escape the malodorous assault; variation on the Dutch Oven

My wife gave me bruises when I gave her a Detroit Oven in the car last night.

by Nite Owl December 21, 2005

hickory shampoo

n. a technique typically used by law enforcement wherein the wooden baton - traditionally made of wood from the hickory tree - is applied on or about the head and shoulders of a deserving miscreant resisting arrest or otherwise needing a lesson.

COP 1: "Last night, some drunk dude wanted to fight when I went to arrest him. Now he's in the hospital getting his teeth re-aligned."

COP 2: "How'd you get him?"

COP 1: "Gave him the ol' hickory shampoo."

COP 2: "Damn..."

by Nite Owl August 06, 2007

Fifty-five

v. In the computerized offense report system for a major urban police department in southeast Texas, there is a drop-down list of actions a suspect may perform during the commission of a crime. #55 is "Tongue Anus." To "fifty-five" someone means that they are so incredibly hot that you'd even consider performing an act that you'd otherwise never do.

Guy 1: "Whoa! Check out that chick who just walked in!"

Guy 2: "She's hot! I'd fifty-five her in a heartbeat."

by Nite Owl June 13, 2007

tar butt

n. particularly stubborn fecal matter that prefers to smear, as opposed to wipe-off; results in mass toilet paper usage and multiple flushes

I went through, like, two rolls of TP because I had a serious case of tar butt.

by Nite Owl December 21, 2005

no-gotty

n. cop-speak for a non-English speaking person who hasn't bothered to obtain a driver license or liability insurance. When asked to present a license and insurance, they reply, "No gotty."

"I got in an accident with a no-gotty, now my insurance has to pay for my damages."

by Nite Owl June 13, 2007

badge bunny

n. a female (presumably) who enjoys boinking and actively pursuing sexual relationships with cops

syn. "chip"

Becky takes alot of cop schlong. She's a real badge bunny.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

pretinkle

v. acting as if you're taking a whiz when you can't due to being pee shy; sometimes accompanied by frequent flushing in an effort to initiate urination

I was so intimidated by the size of the next guy's hog that I had to pretinkle when I couldn't go.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005