Nite Owl's definitions

scarebus

Derogatory name for "Airbus" - a European commercial aircraft company

Unless you have a death wish, don't fly on a Scarebus.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

Detroit Oven

n. Expelling a rancid fart in a motor vehicle, then pushing the "window lock" button, rendering other occupants helpless to escape the malodorous assault; variation on the Dutch Oven

My wife gave me bruises when I gave her a Detroit Oven in the car last night.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

tar butt

n. particularly stubborn fecal matter that prefers to smear, as opposed to wipe-off; results in mass toilet paper usage and multiple flushes

I went through, like, two rolls of TP because I had a serious case of tar butt.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

fallout

n. the remaining, un-flushed fecal detritus that refuses to go in the first flush; usually a few flakes or the occasional stubborn dingleberry

My wife gagged when she found my fallout in the crapper after Burrito Nite.

by Nite Owl December 28, 2005

vagititis

n. a term for an affliction (normally applied to males) that causes one to become a pussy.

(alternate definition) n. the root cause of a man's unexplained bitchiness.

Bob said he can't go to the Tijuana Donkey Show because his mother would disapprove. I think its just a bad case of vagititis.

(alt) Glen is being a real grouch today. He must be suffering from vagititis.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

pretinkle

v. acting as if you're taking a whiz when you can't due to being pee shy; sometimes accompanied by frequent flushing in an effort to initiate urination

I was so intimidated by the size of the next guy's hog that I had to pretinkle when I couldn't go.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

muffet

(pronounced "muff-AY") n. a copious amount of attractive women.

syn. "sausagefest"

The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.

by Nite Owl December 28, 2005