Definitions by Nite Owl

hickory shampoo 

n. a technique typically used by law enforcement wherein the wooden baton - traditionally made of wood from the hickory tree - is applied on or about the head and shoulders of a deserving miscreant resisting arrest or otherwise needing a lesson.

COP 1: "Last night, some drunk dude wanted to fight when I went to arrest him. Now he's in the hospital getting his teeth re-aligned."

COP 2: "How'd you get him?"

COP 1: "Gave him the ol' hickory shampoo."

COP 2: "Damn..."

hickory shampoo by Nite Owl August 7, 2007

no-gotty

n. cop-speak for a non-English speaking person who hasn't bothered to obtain a driver license or liability insurance. When asked to present a license and insurance, they reply, "No gotty."

"I got in an accident with a no-gotty, now my insurance has to pay for my damages."

no-gotty by Nite Owl July 10, 2007

Fifty-five 

v. In the computerized offense report system for a major urban police department in southeast Texas, there is a drop-down list of actions a suspect may perform during the commission of a crime. #55 is "Tongue Anus." To "fifty-five" someone means that they are so incredibly hot that you'd even consider performing an act that you'd otherwise never do.

Guy 1: "Whoa! Check out that chick who just walked in!"

Guy 2: "She's hot! I'd fifty-five her in a heartbeat."

Fifty-five by Nite Owl July 10, 2007

fallout 

n. the remaining, un-flushed fecal detritus that refuses to go in the first flush; usually a few flakes or the occasional stubborn dingleberry

My wife gagged when she found my fallout in the crapper after Burrito Nite.

fallout by Nite Owl December 28, 2005

muffet 

(pronounced "muff-AY") n. a copious amount of attractive women.

syn. "sausagefest"

The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.

muffet by Nite Owl December 28, 2005

badge bunny 

n. a female (presumably) who enjoys boinking and actively pursuing sexual relationships with cops

syn. "chip"

Becky takes alot of cop schlong. She's a real badge bunny.

badge bunny by Nite Owl December 28, 2005

scarebus 

Derogatory name for "Airbus" - a European commercial aircraft company

Unless you have a death wish, don't fly on a Scarebus.

scarebus by Nite Owl December 22, 2005