Dale Earnhardt Jr.

1.) Overexposed NASCAR driver who wouldn't be half as famous as he is if he didn't have his father's name. (see: media whore)

2.) One who turns left in a stripped-down family sedan for 4 hours. (see: boring, mindnumbing, and trivial)

3.) One who lacks any real driving ability. (see: talentless)

4.) One who crashes and burns on road courses with right-hand turns, no matter how slight they may be. (see: unintentional drifter, granny shifter, handbrake whore, and noob)
Poor Mr. Earnhardt... Flying off the course and bursting into flames on that 10-degree right-hand turn...
by Ninja Disaster November 21, 2004
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a perfect circle

H-O-W-E-R-D-E-L, and yesh, he's pretty talented. Maynard's vocals are pretty fucking sweet as well. A shame about Paz leaving the band, though... She was hot. And it's not fair to compare APC with Tool. That's like comparing the Beetles to Anthrax.
Thirteenth Step, the new APC record, is pretty fucking awesome. My favorite track is "Gravity".
by Ninja Disaster September 14, 2003
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Patriot Act

A kneejerk response to word9/11/word that has the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves. The single greatest advancement of fascism in United States history, and it's only the beginning...
At this rate, we'll have more freedom in communist China than here in the United States.
by Ninja Disaster July 02, 2003
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Headbangers Ball

A show that was once cool but is now a mere shadow of its former self. Too few metal videos, man...
If they show that godawful Zakk Wylde video again, I'm going to scream.
by Ninja Disaster July 02, 2003
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Second Term

What I'm praying will be denied wordGeorge W. Bush/word. Hopefully, he won't rig the votes again.
by Ninja Disaster August 28, 2003
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Japlish

Horribly bastardized style of English spoken by Japanese ESL dropouts.

See: wordEngrish/word.
"We are make the outrageous happy fun ok!"

"More power to your elbow cocky victory!"

"Zig, for great justice!"
by Ninja Disaster July 02, 2003
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CAPPS

Computer Assisted Passenger Pre-screening System. AKA: "Big Brother"; it allows the government to have access to your personal information so they can run an extensive background check on you whenever you book a flight. Welcome to 1984, folks.

See also: wordThe terrorists have won/word.
Whoever thought this bullshit system up should be branded a traitor and "capped".
by Ninja Disaster August 28, 2003
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