Ninja Clan Lord's definitions

nookster

An enthusiast for electronic book-reading with a Nook device

He won't go to the party, he a nookster

by Ninja Clan Lord June 2, 2015

Nookie-wookiee

A sex-obsessed person, especially a guy

The nookie-wookiee forgets to put away his pornography when class starts.

by Ninja Clan Lord June 5, 2015

covfefe

Probably some nonsense word Melania made up when she and Trump were kidding around during sex, and then Trump thought it was really cool of him to slip something unserious like that in his twitter account, to show he feels like there's really not pressure on him. "Ha ha, I joke about sex a little bit on my twitter account while all these people are criticizing me." Basically nothing you really need to know about or care about, although some people joked about it for a while.

1. "Oh, covfefe, that's that thing everyone's talking about, what is that?"

2. Covfefe was forgotten about a year after it was in the news.
3. "All these headlines and website sidebar suggestions say covfefe now."

by Ninja Clan Lord June 27, 2017

posi

Positive. Upright, conscientious, living a healthy, productive lifestyle. Likely vegan or straightedge, but not from a particularly violent or hateful part of the scene. A hardcore punk rock term.

1. Ignite is posi, but the singer, Zoli, isn't really vegan or straightedge.
2. A lot of vegan and straightedge bands are posi, but there are still also a lot of posi kids and posi bands that aren't vegan or straightedge.
3. Is that band posi? Naw, it's emo. It's not really that posi.

by Ninja Clan Lord March 13, 2017

smarty

A smarty is a smart person.

Hey, you know him? He's a smarty.

by Ninja Clan Lord January 30, 2017

surfster

A snowboarder, surfer, or skateboarder, a similar person, or one of their hanger-ons, such as a bro, gf or maybe a poser, or someone just with a similar image.

This lame guy doesn't know anything about video games or tattoos, but a surfster would probably understand that.

by Ninja Clan Lord June 4, 2015

air-wedgie

Jumping in the air on someone while he's doing a lay-up or a slam dunk and giving him a wedgie before he hits the ground.

The NBA star got the other NBA star with an air-wedgie

by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016