Definitions by Ninja Clan Lord

flyitis

The drunken condition of neglecting to zip up your fly after visiting the bathroom.

He's not really jerking off and stuff all the time, it's just flyitis.

flyitis by Ninja Clan Lord January 1, 2017

buckaroonies 

dollars

I'm thinking it'll only take 20 buckaroonies to fix the door handle.

buckaroonies by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016

smackaroonies 

dollars. sometimes called smackers. see also buckaroonies.

That'll cost ya three smackaroonies, that plastic-wrapped convenience store pastry you have there.

smackaroonies by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016

air-wedgie

Jumping in the air on someone while he's doing a lay-up or a slam dunk and giving him a wedgie before he hits the ground.

The NBA star got the other NBA star with an air-wedgie

air-wedgie by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016

booty-slap 

The mimed, or more often real, slap to the hiney of someone else during some kind of from-behind sex. Also can just be any smack to the hiney.

He mimed booty-slaps like everyone else, but he was like too nice a person to have actually done that.

booty-slap by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016

Trumpify 

To totally put the kabosch on something ignorant, misinformed, illiterate, arrogant, and just plain wrong through a twitter post or other post on social media.

They said I didn't do my homework, but if on Twitter I can Trumpify it, then everyone will be on my side.

Trumpify by Ninja Clan Lord December 27, 2016

kleptopatriarchy 

United-States style ideology

She would have been cooler already, but her parents taught her kleptopatriarchy, and she had to spend a while just rebelling against it.

kleptopatriarchy by Ninja Clan Lord December 27, 2016