Husbandito

1. A husband who takes unfair advantage and robs you of everything you cherish.

2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots

3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal

4. A husband under 5’5

1. Turns out I married a husbandito who stole all my jewelry and crushed my soul.

2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.

3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.

4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.

by NimbleFruitJube August 06, 2023

Titator

Female Hitler

The titator hypnotized her followers into complete subservience.

by NimbleFruitJube August 06, 2023

Poopalactic convulsion

Urgent, violent, explosive defection followed by overwhelming relief.

I had to bust out of the meeting in fear of a poopalactic convulsion.

by NimbleFruitJube August 07, 2023

Carroting

The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.

The price of avocados at the moment is ridiculous. The only way I can afford them is by carroting.

by NimbleFruitJube April 24, 2018

Jork

The perfect balance between walking, talking and jogging

My best mate and I were too lazy for a a full on jog, but still wanted to burn some calories. We had a lot to catch up on, so we embarked on a much needed jork

by NimbleFruitJube August 07, 2023

Dipitydoo

Jovially going for a swim

It’s such a perfect day, I might just head on down for dipitydoo in the catfish pool before breakfast!

by NimbleFruitJube August 07, 2023

Sausage Sizzle

An outdoor BBQ in which sausages are the main affair. Often hosted by non profit organizations for a donation and on Election Day in Australia as incentive to vote.

Head on down to the beach this Sunday, there’s gonna be a sausage sizzle for the homeless.

by NimbleFruitJube November 06, 2018